Angry elephant. Remove your glass eye, insert it into your foreskin and flop it around while yelling "brrraaaah!"

Most impressive party trick I've ever seen.

"Newsweek has not been able to verify if it had been shared, or the account from which the clip was retweeted from. '

So... They just published this article without confirming that it even happened? I'm not doubting that it did because it seems pretty on brand but you would think a major news outlet would make sure before they publish an article stating it did.

I don't think it's the yo mama part they're downvoting. It's the part about fat ugly bitches.

Pretty much every Mel Brooks movie

Tbf, NOPD don't arrest many people anyway. There's a massive cop shortage, only 944 officers for a city of 364,000 with skyrocketing crime rates. Moreover, they've been operating under a consent decree by the DOJ since 2012. They're overworked, underpaid and under the thumb of the feds so in response they simply don't do shit.

It's getting too English. Make it more French.

As a bartender I feel that I provide a vital service to society.

The "british" accent as we think of it has evolved greatly since the colonial era. I'm not a linguist but I'd suggest the similarities you hear between Kiwi and American accents are things that were ubiquitous at one time then other English speakers lost them along way.

Looks like somebody took care of it

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1520837559/la-derecha-oprime-la-izquierda-libera

Nah, keep it hot. Egg drop coffee.

If you ever visit New Orleans be sure to tour the pharmacy museum. Located in an actual former pharmacy in the French Quarter, it is filled with examples of this sort of thing along with arcane medical tools that look like something from Dead Ringers. It gives some really great insight into the state of medicine at the time as well as the exploitation perpetrated by quacks.

Dentist for sure.

If you're drinking 10 cans of soda a day you got much bigger problems than caffeine.

Has anyone started c/terriblemaps yet?

Opera browser has a built-in VPN. That should bypass the age verification no problem.

I'm in this picture and I don't care.

NOPD's stated goal is 1600, a ratio of 1:227 persons.

The actual ratio is 1:385

Cleveland, similar in size to New Orleans, has a ratio 1:310. They also state that they are suffering from a serious police shortage.

By comparison:

NYC has a ratio of 1:166

Chicago 1:180

Can you time stamp where they release the penguins? I couldn't pinpoint that part.

This should end well.

OJ on minute rice sounds innovative.