You kind of start thinking, while you're working on your boss's third kasas, if you're ever going to be able to buy a kasa.

You're "free" to die in a cardboard box under a freeway

Actually... They made that illegal. You're free to rot in prison for being homeless, though!

Remember when 4chan was good?

4chan was never good.

Don't be a villain, Jim Pillen

If something like that worked, scientists would have done it by now.

Make it retroactive so that everyone that's already retired has to come back and work an additional 3-5 years. Lazy boomers won't do it.

I work in pharmacy and casually joke about being a legal drug dealer all of the time.

Not all drugs are street drugs!

Well, since he did it in the opposite direction, it cancels out the first one!

Has she even told Our Great President thank you?!

So if Microshaft is going to install these products automatically with my copy of Windows, the tools are free to use, right?

I may finally pull the plug on my full conversion to Linux this or next year. I already dual-boot and have been a single inconvenience away from kicking Windows Spyware Edition to the curb, anyways.

If you aren't aware already, most TVs have a dedicated "Game mode" that helps to sync the video and audio and reduce visual delay.

That's rich, coming from a sandwich-maker that left the kitchen.

because I've still yet to buy a physical game for it.

I didn't get the disc edition for the PS5 games. I got it for the PS4 games I still owned physically over digitally, and would rather not repurchase my library as part of the cost of the console.

Friendly N*ggahood Spiderman

-Miles Morales, probably

BLUE ACCOUNTS MATTER ☑️

"My husband votes conservative for the both of us. A woman's place is serving God and her husband, not having a right to an opinion."

-Conservative women, probably

The Star Wars Trilogy Trilogy!

They've been added to the group chat

Linux experience:

What really is a virus? Software is software, bro 🤷‍♂️