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NO PEDESTRIANS

For those ASCIIng themselves why this works, 0x20 is 00100000 in binary, so it only flips one bit, increasing or decreasing the character's value by 32. Capital 'A' is 65 and lowercase 'a' is 97, an offset of exactly 32! The rest of the uppercase and lowercase letters follow in order.

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Anon is a sore loser

The correct response in this scenario is to challenge another family member (that you think you can beat) to an arm wrestle. If they lose, they are therefore also weaker than the 12 year old and can no longer talk shit.

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This is America

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The name may be really stupid, but America is the name used to reference the United States and is recognized by hundreds of millions if not billions of people. North America: continent. South America: continent. The Americas: 2 continents. America: 1 country. Just because it's dumb doesn't make it not true.

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Your business is so last century.

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We need to make it illegal to force people to use a chatbot. It's just a way to create the most frustrating experience possible without even having to pay an Indian call center. It's the new version of being put on hold for an hour and then getting transferred and put on hold for another hour, someone you can barely understand picking up the phone, and then hanging up on you after you explain what you want and making you call again.

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Jerkoff

You know, this is a really messed up thing to post. You should be ashamed of yourself. How DARE you insinuate that humor and levity could be physical objects capable of leaving someone's body? You fool. You absolute buffoon.

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Human Intelligence Sharply Declining

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I don't think it ever actually promoted eugenics. It just explored the natural consequences of two facts in a comedic way:

  • Intelligence has a hereditary component to it.
  • Stupid people have more kids.

It never tries to push any eugenics-based agenda. It would have if they tried to say that dumb people shouldn't be allowed to have kids, but they never went anywhere near that.

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Wholesome sharks

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I don't see how it could be scumbag. Fear of sharks != fear of people in very obvious and unrealistic shark costumes. People who are afraid of ghosts don't have panic attacks from seeing people in ghost costumes on Halloween.

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If you're watching fireworks tonight

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It bugs me more when people (usually family) just randomly start filming me when I'm trying to enjoy a moment. It makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable and totally kills the vibe. Apparently not everyone minds being randomly filmed and posted who knows where...?

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"Politics"

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Some people don't like her because she makes a lot of comics that are like, "Haha, I have portrayed myself as the chad and you as the wojak, therefore I am superior!" Without having any actual comedic value. Example 1, Example 2 (both are reddit links, you have been warned).

She also threatened r/bonehurtingjuice with legal action to make them ban remixes of her comics, something not even Stonetoss (the Nazi comic everyone hates) has done.

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RTFM

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I've had times where I was going through my code and the docs code step by step to see where they logically differed and found that I was doing all the same things, but my code didn't work and copy-pasting their code did. Make it make sense!