Lotta smug people in here having a laugh at the obvious satire, but from a technical standpoint this can be a real problem.

Happened to me this AM -- had to eat cold bread after it untoasted itself, then get back in bed before my alarm clock unrung. I had stuff to do today

Station is just a decoy -- they wirelessly scanned you and all your contacts the minute you bought the tickets

Seems fine, just tell her to put her shoes and socks back on and to not forget her book from the seat pocket in front of the person beside her.

Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was "you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall."

 I'm aware that the english name was derived in the 18th century from The Cantus Region of Italian Cantalupo and generally assume it was traded into Europe from in the centuries prior, so I should be safe.

As an avid camper, my YT suggestions are filled with "prepper" vids, and that's really helped in planning everything out. I now keep a little vial of cyanide ready, because I am NOT dealing with those aholes.

Yep. People don't put up any shooting galleries around the house, then complain when the sofa arms are riddled with bullet holes.

Jesus, Megan -- we get it -- this happens to YOU too. How about letting Vicky finish her story

Four chain saws

come at me bro

This is the best summary I could come up with:

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Nooooope. Hmm. How about International Clair Patterson day, or ICP day? Surely there are no negative connotations for ICP in the scientific community

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I think you are exaggerating a bit here. Rent levels are skyrocketing past wage growth, sure, but have you considered that used cars are also getting prohibitively expensive relative to the average income? Three of them would be roughly a zillion dollars if my math is correct

Lol, this is obviously a crude DIY job. No tie-downs anywhere -- you hit 55mph and they are just gonna fly right off

This recommendation gets passed around a lot online, but usually doesn't include the reason why it works so well. From a scientific standpoint, it's because cats movement works off of 5G, which is reflected by heavy gauge tinfoil when the shiny side is facing out. It's not surprising that sites mostly controlled by the government don't want that information distributed.

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"Become"

I'm sorry, but the committee will have to deduct a "self-awareness" penalty from your "excuse-making" bonus. Please feel free to alternate between lashing out and apologizing in the space below:

Invisibility. Ever been the only person in a friend group who owns a truck?

"Oh, I guess the family and I will need to book some expensive flight tickets... unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just give us a ride"

"Oh, I guess my administration will need to invest billions in foreign aid... unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just carry all the boxes"

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