I love it when corpos remind us that there is an alternative to purchasing their add bloated products.

Women, "I miscarried last week, my husband and I have been trying for years and we really thought this was it."

Men, "You think that's bad? Have you been to the DMV?".

Holy shit. Never thought I'd see the day. When I was working QA they would lay us off after the end of every project. It sucked. We'd be off work for months at a time. No benefits, no healthcare, no OT pay, long hours, bullshit 1099 contracts. And if you were on a shit title, sorry homie. Enjoy Barbie's Island adventure.

Color me surprised that the facist sympathizes with other fascists committing a genocide.

Can't wait to see Red States reject the aid for their hungriest constituents.

Y2K finally happened.

Anyone else go to Fox for your black people news?

I told my 19-year-old sister-in-law that toddlers are kill-myself machines, she has a 2-year old who's always getting into the cabinets under this sink. She said that I was over reacting. I can't wait to show her this.

No more wet sex.

Trying to put the Cheeto dragon back in the bottle, but the constituency thinks he's Jesus come again. Love this shit.

Not my pig, not my farm.

Try not to be offended for other people.

Prosecute someone. Make an example of the stupid neck beards making death threats because their mods aren't working. We'd all love to see it.

We did it, Lemmee!

Used to. I realized that the worst that happens is that you pissed off some dickhead who writes bad words to you. You don't get hurt or die or anything. It's just some words.

Did you stop liking music you enjoyed as a kid?

I hope they like watching me masturbate to porn on my couch.

I thrift pretty hard now.

The reddit mobile website is hot garbage. All it does is ask you to download the app after literally every action. The back function is a joke, it brings you back to the top of the page every time, not your last post, the top of the fucking page. And needing to log in to view +18 content is bullshit, because it ain’t just porn, wanna view new about Ukraine? Not until you fucking log in. Reddit has unabashedly become cancer. Fuck that place with an ugly pointy stick.

You think they view these migrants as people?