U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities
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So no more sex?
No more wet sex.
Ben Shapiro, it's your time to shine!
Ouch
I'm going in dry, bite that pillow!
Spies will now be forced to conduct "dryworks" instead of "wetworks."