theonion·The OnionbyZeroCool U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activitieshttps://www.theonion.com/u-s-navy-announces-plan-to-phase-out-all-wet-activitie-1851320827Open linkView original on slrpnk.net87Comments6
So no more sex?
No more wet sex.
Ben Shapiro, it's your time to shine!
Ouch
I'm going in dry, bite that pillow!
Spies will now be forced to conduct "dryworks" instead of "wetworks."