I upvoted for the false friend explanation. Thank you for tickling my language nerd gland in such a pleasing way.

Just out of curiosity, how is "femboy milk" different from standard issue semen?

To be honest I'm more worried because of Moscow than any robot dog.

Nice toes, but granted, the so called "bread" itself looks absolutely disgusting.

Commercial company wants people addicted to their product. Noooooo, surely not...? /s

The guy in the illustration is kind of bottom heavy.

As a buddhist, that statue is most definitely something I want in my home.

Emme me olleet aloitteentekijöitä maidemme välien jyrkkään heikkenemiseen, muun muassa diplomatian alalla, Lavrov sanoi.

Kyllä olette, vastasivat noin viisi miljoonaa suomalaista.

All of these seem to have very little effect in how (christian) people actually live their lives. More words, still so little action.

Why are his pants unbuttoned though?

Usually he sucks my dick.

6502

In the eighties we dealt with a few kilobytes, only dreaming about megabytes...

Science!

Slammed some letters together in a way that produces somewhat pronouncable word. Absolutely zero meaning behind it.

Clearly Lego needs to update its packaging.

Hawaii definitely. But not while the current U.S. political situation is ongoing.

Ground control to major Bong...

Well, to be honest, your country attacking your country isn't that far off with the talk about taking Greenland by force. It would kind of mean that USA is at war with itself having attacked a fellow NATO member (Denmark). Attack against one is an attack against everyone, including the USA.

--Edit--

The USA would also be required to defend Denmark against itself, which would be an interesting situation.

Mmmm, skin.... holes.... <3