I respectfully disagree. If I was angry enough to leave footprints in someone’s bread, I’d want them to KNOW it. I wouldn’t just step on it, I’d press down with each individual toe. I’d want to make sure their groggy, half-asleep brain NOTICED.
The thing about bread, it’s got lifeless feet, fake feet, like a doll’s feet. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be walkin’… until it kicks you, and those fake feet roll over white (bread).
One of my best friends ironicaly is. I know, because I vetted him to make sure he does not do weird shit, came across certain posts, decided it's not bad enough to not roleplay.
He did weird shit anyway, got an ass-chewing for it, and we somehow became friends after anyway.
While I agree with you, from the picture it doesn't look like the breakfast is made. Looks like he got his "bread" or whatever that is, that he was going to use for breakfast, squished.
Stop assuming things. They could be making their own breakfast, and always have bread for toast, or a sandwich. They could also be female. Or it could be the relationship dynamic.
As long as it is 2 grown adults, who are not in an abusive relationship... I don't give a fuck, and neither should you.
toest
This comment has the lowest effort-to-upvotes ratio ever.
GNOME-themed breakfast? No thanks I'll stick to KDE
Uh, I think you just got Gnomed.
Lmao
She fucked up. Bro's gonna start arguing a lot more now.
I was gonna say, is she punishing or encouraging him?
yes
That's her way to say sorry, OP loves it.
This is some kinky shit and I'm here for it
Absolute degeneracy
Everyone is so fucking horny here lol
It's female feet, after all!
Female (optional)
Rocker... Do you have a foot fetish, cuz scrolling through this feed.
Happy to be recognised for something positive lmao
Whelp if you're ever in town...
Gnome gave me foot fetish😪
Glad you guys made up.
People talking about how the foot or other things look fake.
Umm who eats two pieces of plain bread for breakfast?
I mean, I had 3 hot dog buns to tide me over until dinner last week. Couple of pieces of bread isn't that far out-there.
Sprinkle some cinnamon sugar on and pop it in the toaster oven for a couple minutes and now you've got cinnamon toast!
... Feet cinnamon toast.
-- Frost
In a world where toast sandwich is a reality, you really cannot assume anything
A duck made that Wikipedia page and you can't convince me otherwise.
Quack- er, I mean, what would make you say that? I am definitely a human person. Completely featherless.
Try one, genuinely the flavor and texture of the toast is different enough from the other bread that it's actually quite good.
Bread sandwich
Obviously this is befote he added the toppings.
Maybe their one of those people who even make their own loaves of bread.
i do
not that kind of bread though, i hate it
Probably the British.
And that's not even talking about the type of „bread“ or calling it „bread“ in the first place
Joke's on her, I'm into it.
Nice toes, but granted, the so called "bread" itself looks absolutely disgusting.
It is now properly yeasted dough
She got clean feet at least.
New fetish unlocked!
Pretty sure this is fetish content...
I’m on great terms with my wife and make my own fucking breakfast. These things may in fact be related.
mommy
🥵🥵🥵
Toesty
Quentin Tarantino might dig that.
Toe jam
Bullshit and make your own god-damned breakfast.
What's wrong with other folks making you food?
they're just jealous they don't have anyone to step on their food :(
Aren't we all...
You ok buddy?
That's my secret, Cap. That's my fetish.
Captain Crunch: visibly distraught on his box
She got that Greek toe
I am not seeing skeletor, bring him here
The whitest bread imaginable
Also implying that somebody else "makes" you two slices of untoasted said white bread for breakfast.
Cheese in toast
That doesn't look real, the toe prints are too defined. I think OOP used a fake foot, like a doll's foot.
I could be wrong, maybe some experimentation is in order.
I respectfully disagree. If I was angry enough to leave footprints in someone’s bread, I’d want them to KNOW it. I wouldn’t just step on it, I’d press down with each individual toe. I’d want to make sure their groggy, half-asleep brain NOTICED.
I can’t believe I’m thinking this out. WTF
The thing about bread, it’s got lifeless feet, fake feet, like a doll’s feet. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be walkin’… until it kicks you, and those fake feet roll over white (bread).
Look, if you want to get into a gluten foot kink, just go for it. You don't need to justify it to us.
You really think people would just go on the internet and tell lies?
You can sell that feet toast on Ebay.
Lemmyshittoast
up: feet
down: angry gf
Why the fuck is this stereotype where the woman is still primary responsible for breakfast a thing?
Make your own, she is not your slave.
Partners can do this to each other, maybe he cooks for her some other time.
I wouldn't automatically assume she's always a cook, and even then, it's okay as long as it's an amicable arrangement and not societal pressure.
They should switch it around at least for once. "Angry boyfriend stomps breakfast, find out more at 6 PM"
Not so many are into male feet tho
One of my best friends ironicaly is. I know, because I vetted him to make sure he does not do weird shit, came across certain posts, decided it's not bad enough to not roleplay.
He did weird shit anyway, got an ass-chewing for it, and we somehow became friends after anyway.
Lol
While I agree with you, from the picture it doesn't look like the breakfast is made. Looks like he got his "bread" or whatever that is, that he was going to use for breakfast, squished.
Stop assuming things. They could be making their own breakfast, and always have bread for toast, or a sandwich. They could also be female. Or it could be the relationship dynamic.
As long as it is 2 grown adults, who are not in an abusive relationship... I don't give a fuck, and neither should you.
User name checks out carry on