Those curtains aren't beige naturally. They started out snow white, but 17 years of 2 people smoking 3 packs a day with all the doors and windows tightly shut will do that.

The concept of CHALANCE exists but you cannot nonchalantly introduce it into a conversation.

NGL... First glance at the chart I thought the left hand scale was temperature with a sudden spike to 250°.... no wonder people are dying when your iced tea boils in your glass as you try to drink it!

So, yeah......

THE POWER OF ICE COMPELS THEE! THE POWER OF ICE COMPELS THEE!

I went to the supply closet today and saw with my own two eyes 3 HP printers had our only Brother printer cornered. I backed away slowly and told no one.

Had the same thing happened to me. Bought a house that the previous owners were chain smokers. Spent all day getting the kitchen painted a nice brick red. Left to go get supper. Came back to the same beige walls from before painting. All of the paint had slipped down and off the walls. Great mess to clean up and start all over.

Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking

Land Shark!!!

Wait..........whaaaat????

They'll all be there with thoughts and prayers..... and apparently claps. I mean, I know that's what "I" do whenever someone wants money from me.... I'll think about them, pray I'm never in that circumstance, and clap for them. Seems to help.

That's sarcasm..... for anyone instantly seething and spitting foam.

The awkward silence is because they know that clapping is not doing anything useful.

Why is that cop pestering Skelly? Skelly is white after all....... but seriously...... I guarantee the perp had at least Most of a skeleton so he/she/it does fit the description.

He read the book. He knows what's happening but cannot change the narrative.

They're free to die however they choose. Or however death chooses them.

Pardon me...... I speak motorboat.

Once the pen is too easy then you move up to Sharpies.... it gets exciting from there.

For many years I was getting maybe 2 hours sleep a night. The slightest sound would wake me up and then I'd lay there trying to get back to sleep. Which spiraled into me getting up to pee 3 or 4 times a night. I read about Valerian root being great for helping fall asleep so I tried it with little hope. 2 capsules half an hour before bed. I nodded off easily and woke up a few hours later. 3 straight hours of sleep was unheard-of for me.

Then I added a couple 25mg Benadryl to help me stay asleep or go right back to sleep if something woke me up..... like my bladder that was now completely trained to need emptying every one and a half to two hours.

Just prior to Covid I got a cpap. It took me a week before I slept thru the night. Happened again the next week.... then a couple nights a week. A few years using my cpap and now most nights I sleep right thru or if I do wake up I can nod right back off. I still use the Valerian root and Benadryl every night but neither of those build up a tolerance.

Word of warning: Actually 2.... you will not get "high" on Valerian root and the dreams you have will be in ultra high Def technicolor Sid and Marty Kroft bizarre fun dreams. Actually 3..... the Valerian root smells bad. As in 6 week old gym socks marinated in the trunk of your Chevelle during the summer mixed with dog shit. But they help and you only smell it for a second before swallowing.

I also added a sleep eye mask with Bluetooth headphones built in and I listen to positive affirmations blended with mild rain sounds.

So.... pills, cpap, headphones mask.

TIL that honey bees are Juggalos...whoop whoop.

It's all about the fabric of time.

I swear, honey, I thought you said you wanted a glass jewelry counter. I distinctly remember how hard and cold the glass was when you told me that you wanted one......

My life.