Spyke

Hopefully it's just an Object of Power and not a sentient carpet like from Aladdin.

Imagine if someone came up to you, unraveled your meaty squishy wet insides, and made you into a grotesque form of human flesh suit

This meme is a horror story.

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lemmy.world

Flying carpets clearly fly because of the runes and symbols knitted into their design. This would not work in real life.

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lemmy.world

Obviously you'd re-knit the arcane runes into the new design

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Yes, there are both yarn and rune magicks that need to be combined.

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Carpets are woven, not knitted. To preserve the power, fold in half, stitch partway up each side to form batwing sleeves, and cut a careful slit in the center of the fold to poke your head through. Less flexible than a knit sweater but still warm and more likely to fly.

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lemmy.world

You'd have to be really small or have a huge giant carpet for there to be enough material for that, though..

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mander.xyz

When it comes to magic carpets and flying time machines, I certainly don't know what is and is not possible.

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You forgot knotting together 1 million small threads before knitting it, but a very cute comic.

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Instructions unclear. Got strangulated by magic sweater.

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