And here I was thinking these blow-and-go contraptions were self contained. I should have known better.

And I am so ready for the bubble to burst.

15% of the total United States GDP is a single company. I struggle to comprehend the scale of that, but one thing is for certain; it's going to bite us in the ass eventually.

But think of all of the money saved on customer service!

We don't use the word "Spyware" like we did twenty years ago. It's baked into Windows now.

When did it become the responsibility of technology to parent a child?

The most valuable company in history with a market cap of $2.96 TRILLION dollars is screwing their employees to save an otherwise negligible amount of cash? Steve Jobs would be proud.

I've started hiding industry-specific keywords in white text in the footer of my resume in hopes of getting flagged and put in front of a human.

You mean to tell me that purchasing what is essentially a URL hosted on someone else's server is a poor investment?

Shocked Pikachu Face

I've never lost a single file on OneDrive. That's because I do not use OneDrive.

Eat shit, Microsoft.

First they came for the Communists

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Communist

Then they came for the Socialists

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Socialist

Then they came for the trade unionists

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a trade unionist

Then they came for the Jews

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Jew

Then they came for me

And there was no one left

To speak out for me

-- Martin Niemöller

I'm baffled by the unrealistic demand for constant infinite growth from corporate shareholders and management. Those days are numbered.

I don't feel bad for Nintendo or GameFreak. They had more than two decades to grow and improve the franchise, but instead rested on their laurels from early success.

If you don't innovate, the next guy will.

Good riddance to a monster. I feel sorry for his kids though.

Reading this headline all I can think is "Are y'all really surprised?"

Fun fact! Epstein ran a multinational child sex ring. That means other countries with their own investigations have unredacted files as well.

They'll come out sooner or later.

Pfft...Like y'all don't know what to do with GTA VI.