This is a very inefficient method of telling everyone that you don't know how to camp for shit.

Yep. I got an adrenaline rush when I read this and it hasn't quite dissipated yet. My heart rate is still elevated, and I have the distinct feeling that my nervous system is expecting a civil war, even if my brain isn't quite there yet.

This isn't a fucking meme. It's a great quote, but doesn't belong here.

They are polluting on our behalf. Saying it's entirely their fault is like blaming China for plastic pollution. They are producing that plastic for the world.

His last name, obviously. His ancestor getting his brains blown out gave him his entire career.

Yup. And no one is talking about the theft of 250 million acres of public land, either. Netanyahu and Trump are both bombing Iran for political reasons and blaming it on nukes that probably don't exist.

It's extremely unlikely that social security will still exist by the time we're old enough to retire, so retirement will be yet another thing reserved for the rich.

Unless you live in a civilized country (not the US) in which case enjoy your retirement you lucky bastard.

What's super ironic to me is that taxing them actually makes them safer because if they pay their fair share people wouldn't want to murder them as much as they do now.

Sure, as long as you also remove ChatGPT.

Two things can be true at once. Telling an American they aren't allowed to criticize any government in existence because their own is also bad is asinine.

The casting for this movie is a disaster in general. Zendaya can't act for shit unless she's playing a deeply sarcastic character who rolls their eyes every 40 seconds. She was astonishingly bad in Dune.

Deal with it? You mean, like, primary you and the 9 other simps who voted for this bill? Okay. That's good advice, thanks Fetterman.

Sounds like a good law. The comments on the article are absolutely unhinged.

...multiplied by one? What.

"Slightly less than the six year term sought by prosecutors"

Fucking slightly? A 32 month reduction in sentence is slight? That's almost a 50% reduction.

The Japanese have been wearing tabi socks for hundreds of years. It's infuriating that it hasn't caught on here especially considering the advantages that sandals bring in a world that will continue to get hotter for the rest of our lives.

I didn't have friends in school. Hell, because of my undiagnosed autism and untreated trauma, I didn't even have peers.

That's just... insane. It seems like having a strong sense of empathy is such a weakness these days. I wouldn't have celebrated the murder of Republican congresspeople, nor would I have thought that your townspeople would celebrate this. Well meaning people just aren't equipped to handle what's happening, but I imagine our lizard brains will catch us up quickly, hence the adrenaline.

Be careful.

It's amazing how goofy it looks at every stage until the last one and then boom elegant as fuck.

... what are we supposed to fucking do? I can stop eating meat but it's not like I can stop eating altogether. Am I just going to get food poisoning a few times over the course of this nightmare administration? Do I have to wait 4 fucking years to enjoy eating without worrying about getting sick?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.