9 times out of 10, they're just craving the 1 day blinding stew so it's easier to just feed it to them any time they misbehave, you know ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have thalassophobia

So do whales. Their "singing" is actually just them screaming in fear of the hell they're forced to inhabit.

Incorrect: Shadow the Hedgehog doesn't have pronouns! You shall only refer to him by his full name: Shadow the Hedgehog. 😠

The movie about a mentally ill man who set out to destroy the society that wronged him is much better than the movie about a mentally ill man who set out to destroy the society that wronged him.

Rules 1 and 2 apply.

1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.

?

No

Here is Bezos' wealth represented to scale.

So these women ARE in danger?

It's missing a few panels. Here's a more complete version :

I got a warning for saying "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye" in response to someone saying Spider-Man 3 was bad. 😂 I made an appeal and it was rescinded almost immediately, but still.

Fellas, is it woke to draw a Korean woman ugly ?

No seriously, is it ? I'm so confused about what the right considers "woke" !

"WHERE IS SHE?!!!" - Achilles, talking about Helen of Troy

That's great but can you maybe explain in more detail for us dumdums?

Because, as far as I know, lesbian means "woman who loves women" and non-binary means "neither man nor woman". So how can someone be a woman who loves women if they're not a woman?

I would answer that question, but I'm afraid Will Smith would slap me for it.

The gnostics figured out an explanation for this 2000 years ago.

According to them, the "God" who created the material world and is talked about in the Old Testament is an evil and/or ignorant lesser deity and that's why the world sucks.

The "real" God rules over the immaterial (souls, knowledge, and the likes) and is called "the Invisible Spirit".

Both the snake and later on Jesus were agents/emanations of this "Invisible Spirit" sent to bring knowledge ("gnosis" in Greek) to humanity in order to help them break free from the prison that is the material world.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that it doesn't matter how logical and internally consistent your ideology is, the one who is more organized wins out in the end. This doesn't have anything to do with any currently ongoing political situation. 🫠

What do you mean, it's impossible to tell ? That's outrageous ! It's unfair !

You've never heard of Studio Ghibli, makers of famous animated movies such as "Princess Mononoke" or "Spirited Away" ?

If that's the case, you have either been old for 30 years or you are actually too young.

Unless the Ukrainians have resorted to conscripting great apes, it's "guerilla" rather than "gorilla".