Spyke
lemmy.world

Come on guys, of course this isn't a real post. Trump is NEVER that coherent.

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null_dotreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I still don't understand what it means though?

Of course you need sleeping areas, even just for sleeping.

Of course people are probably going to wank, or maybe even fuck.

There are actually no laws in space. Vague untested treaties about resources perhaps, but not laws, and certainly not about sex.

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That's the whole show haha. The gang is just continuously the worst possible people

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sh.itjust.works

it's a fake tweet in a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat

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Mr. grab em by the pussy saying that and showing moral integrity is a bit a stretch.

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crt0oreply

The lack of nonsensical capitalization gives it away

Edit: just noticed there is some, not enough though

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Carmakazireply
lemmy.world

Too coherent and Trump would never show concern for women's safety.

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True, he managed to complete a sentence thats actually understandable to people without brain damage. Cant be him.

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Tomtitsreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Trump wouldn't watch it's always sunny either.

Also, no words are capitalised.

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Elon wouldn’t watch it either, but he would steal the meme to plan his space rapes.

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lemmy.world

It is a serious problem when it's not possible to know if a screenshot of a "truth" is actually true or it has been faked

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There is, it's called critical thinking and research ;) Of course, that's a far cry from brainless consumption of worthless media.

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If ONLY he would write something so intelligently tongue in cheek. Sadly he isn't remotely capable of this

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This joke doesn't work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.

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aussie.zone

The number of people that don't realise this is an always sunny reference

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There's no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.

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lemm.ee

either the dennis system, or dees implication system.

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lemm.ee

Is this actually a real post by the POTUS

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normalexitreply
lemmy.world

I think the grammar and capitalization is too normal. The president isn't smart enough to write something coherent.

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I reckon, if it's not just a fabrication, which is also likely, that the coherent ones like this are written by Stephen Miller.

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Lmfao I can't tell anymore and I'm not sure If I'm scared or amused. Help me.

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What laws? Are there laws that say “no sex in space”? The orange in chief is a clueless old git.

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lemmy.world

Is this a parody account? Sheeit. Got me. It’s insane that Trump is so shitty that I can’t tell the difference between what he might actually say and someone mocking him.

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You can see the difference in how coherent those sentences are written and how nothing is in all caps.

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Jaxreply
sh.itjust.works

There probably should be, gravity is necessary for healthy foetal development.

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Of course. Sex is, however, the primary way our species makes babies.

Plus, the juices don't just disappear - lots of delicate equipment in a sealed pod within a vacuum.

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D_C
lemm.ee

Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?

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I could absolutely see Elon meming about the implication, deep in a k-hole, what I can't see is a coherent and reasonable response from Trump.

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lemmy.ca

As usual, this doesn't actually make any sense. I genuinely wonder if Trump understands anything people around him are even talking about...or if all of his interactions with others, are just a series of Charlie Brown adults "mwa-mwa"ing at him while he struggles to pay attention.

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I'm quite certain this isn't true. Not Trump's writing style, plus it's a riff off of a thing from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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lemm.ee

Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?

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Yeah, it would be a like a frat house party. First one to fall asleep gets their face covered in Sharpie and someone dunks their balls on their forehead.

Therefore no one will want to fall asleep first and the you won't have to worry about sleeping spaces.

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I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn't even wait until Mars...

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This is the ploy to boost stocks after the 130 day term for special advisor has expired. The scripted reality TV garbage is so fn obvious. It is sad to see anyone falling into this gaping plot hole that was scripted from the start.

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