This is just so ridiculous and appalling.

The corded version goes far harder and far longer than the rechargeable.

Yes you need an electric outlet, but thats what the public library is for!

Young me: Calvin's dad sucks

Old me: Calvin's dad rules (cyclist, builds character which is philosopy, hopes gas goes up to $10/gallon, goes camping, chops wood, and is deadpan in all his joke delivery)

My very long game of avoiding spotify is finally paying off

They were trained well, dont get in the way.

Those phones will be bricked when 100 yards away, nbd for a worldwide product that has no working black market for ita products.

Robbers just wasted their time by not researching their crime.

If your famous enough, they'll let you slap people on stage these days.

Propaganda here boys. Japanese aren't having kids, there is no youth.

Once I showed a girl how I track my calories/fitness using a chart. In the side I keep a few sentences on how my day was. You know, hungry, moody, whatever.

I scrolled past 2 week old log and it said had best sex of my life with Rachel, repeatedly all day."

I apologized. Talked with her about how we both adults, I didnt mean to put that in her face but people have sex we are adults and in our 30s.

She was cool...and low key wanted me more. For the first time in my life she sent me pics of her in undies later, unprompted.

Anyway, so thats how I met your mother.

I hope gas goes up $10 a gallon. You oil dependent suckers.

Get a bike

This pic is so old it probably owes Moses twenty bucks.

Fuck that bull shit, thats free speech baby.

Also I've seen the video and the.tik toker was annoying.

Why am I such a contrarian online?

Hes got strong reverse hitler energy.

Started his presidency w war crimes, then got into painting.

We've been a prison country for a long time now bud. They'll find a way.

Put it in the square hole

Would it be that hard to show numbers on how much us consumption is down, and how much exports are down for this company?

News be trash.

Close, its never (or rarely) about cutting out bad habits.

Its about filling your life up with good habits.

Now go get a magic wand for your household. Edit: sharing is caring.

Also to help packaging n shelf life. Chicken production and processing facilities are both morally and biologically disgusting.

Its make believe, now everyone loose your minds!

Why: Baltimore has 10,000 vacant homes. You'll die or get seriously injured sleeping im about 90% of those. We sometimes call them bandominiums here.

See for yourself: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/baltimore-has-more-than-16000-vacant-houses-why-cant-the-homeless-move-in/2015/05/12/3fd6b068-f7ed-11e4-9030-b4732caefe81_story.html

This pic is so old it owes a caveman $20.

Once your poop and pee hit the inside of my toilet, its legally my property.