Old me: Calvin's dad rules (cyclist, builds character which is philosopy, hopes gas goes up to $10/gallon, goes camping, chops wood, and is deadpan in all his joke delivery)
Maybe he does. Maybe he was in Oklahoma City on the morning of April 19, 1995. Perhaps he's acutely aware of the use cases one has for a fertilizer stockpile.
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Young me: Calvin's dad sucks
Old me: Calvin's dad rules (cyclist, builds character which is philosopy, hopes gas goes up to $10/gallon, goes camping, chops wood, and is deadpan in all his joke delivery)
I don’t get it, but I didn’t read much Calvin. Is his dad a terrorist? That’s the joke?
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his dad is an intellectual property lawyer, so to answer the "is he a terrorist", he probably dreams about it.
Kid doesn't know that fertilizer has many applications.
Maybe he does. Maybe he was in Oklahoma City on the morning of April 19, 1995. Perhaps he's acutely aware of the use cases one has for a fertilizer stockpile.
the kid doesn't know about the grow room... reminds me of this scene in Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (one of my all time favorites)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lb7Vh37bSqE
lol my wife and I quote this movie constantly
Ya like dags?
....wait. that was Snatch.
Bomb making or scalping? 🤔
It's just weed
Scalping?
“These aren’t Yankees tickets, it’s just a bunch of dirt and shit.”
"You'll understand if--er, when you get older."
Aw man, spoiled the surprise of their sweet new balcony garden 😞
In the current US economy that would just be called investing.
Do the Breivik manoeuvre and set up a sketchy agricultural company.