The process is different now:

1. Find a tall vehicle with a plastic gas tank
2. Drill hole
3. Drain gas into suitable container

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

Anything that starts life as a sea can is going to be hard to make into a house insulated well enough for Canada.

I hope Lukashenko likes poisonous mushrooms

Roughly 1 Bermuda

That would be a $300 slice of pizza at any major sporting event.

Did someone not realize that the whole plan was to make sure his farm would wind up owned by a private equity firm? Sad face.

Zohran is a radical socialist by American standards and Andrew is the poster boy for the rich and famous. Zohran won the democratic nomination for mayor of NY by a landslide, and looks poised to do the same with the election. Andrew is running as a third party because he's butt hurt that money won't save him.

Nothing bad will happen, as long as they spare no expense.

It's called a Narcissist Shame/Rage Spiral.

Well yeah, but this is just in development. In production you would implement a starling with error correction.

Every time America is about to/in the process of making a mistake there's a video of Bernie Sanders warning everyone not to do it.

Oh they can still use inmigrants, they just have to get them into private prison work programs first.

If you can be destroyed by an internet meme then your career must've been sofa king bad

I wore a steel ring to an MRI, and the second I got anywhere close to the machine I could feel it vibrating on my finger. There was definitely warning signs for this person, and they still went ahead.

Yes, but it's only allowed to be used by one of those groups.

Rectum? Damn near killed um

Technically kosher because there's no cloven hooves?

You will not be rewarded for doing it fast. You will be penalized for doing it wrong.

I know the trick to making a small fortune in crypto: Start with a large fortune.