That’s Solidus.

Jake Weary was better

Matt Damon

Fuck. We’re getting Farage, aren’t we?

I have a colleague who’ll always reply on Teams in paragraphs, emoji and formatting, so I avoid that and only ever ask them anything verbally now.

What’s the context to this one?

There’s been a parasite outbreak alright.

“Wipe… them… out”

When I tell someone in leadership that something’s a stupid fucking idea and they say they had a long conversation with a bot about it therefore my objection is irrelevant.

I guess another Thinkpad then.

I know thiss is 4chan but Leia is a leader in the rebellion and Han Solo is like a lorry driver who honked his horn at a protest once.

That’s not true my mum says I’m very special.

Proof that the Australian economy is entirely based around digging shit up from underground.

The cultural reform is going well then.

The woke mob won’t be happy until we have Queer Starmer and they make us all have to have pronouns.

Pay your staff you neanderthals.

Still trying to figure out whether “auto” is -fellatio or -erotic-asphyxiation.

I miss when the tech business model was to find where buyers and sellers were interacting, insert an app in the middle and then add fees.

Why would you have children if you wanted to sleep ever again?

Needs “aliens want to lay eggs in you”, “aliens are us from the future” and “aliens are pixar characters” groupings.