gprogrammer_humor·Programmer Humorbygenzboomer Got myself a new mug.View original on lemmy.zip100Comments31Reply
pprettybunnys replypiefed.socialIn ever system I architect there is inevitability a MAT Daemon prominently used.9Reply
ssudoMakeUser replysh.itjust.works8Hide 8 repliesI would say JSON Bourne but every member within the curlys needs to be a key value pair, so this isn't JSON.71Reply
bbamboo replylemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyYeah, {} should be [] so it would look something like this: [""]9Reply
99point6 replylemmy.worldCould double entendre it and do [["😃", 0], [0, "😃"]] For a JSON Bourne Identity18Reply
lloweffortname replylemmy.dbzer0.com3Hide 3 repliesTechnically an empty array [] is valid JSON...so... Proof: 7Reply
ssudoMakeUser replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 reply["🙂"] and [] and "🙂" are valid, but anything within {} needs to be a key value pair.10Reply
lloweffortname replylemmy.dbzer0.comI genuinely saw [] and not {}... Maybe I do need to schedule that eye exam.12Reply
dohpaz42 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyYes. In JavaScript, Objects without explicit keys will use the value as the key. At least that’s how it works in Chrome devtools output. 🤷♂️9Reply
ZZoteTheMighty replylemmy.zipThis is insane, but ultimately, FAR from the most insane thing JavaScript has done to me this week, so I'll let it slide.8Reply
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“Matt Daemon!”
In ever system I architect there is inevitability a MAT Daemon prominently used.
Oh man. Missed opportunity! I'll do that on my next mug!
S(😀) 2>&1 &
Array Damon? Vector Damon? I don't get it.
I would say JSON Bourne but every member within the curlys needs to be a key value pair, so this isn't JSON.
He was always very forgetful, Mr. Bourne... and well spotted! 😉
Yeah,
{}should be[]so it would look something like this:[""]Could double entendre it and do
For a JSON Bourne Identity
Technically an empty array
[]is valid JSON...so...Proof:
["🙂"] and [] and "🙂" are valid, but anything within {} needs to be a key value pair.
I genuinely saw
[]and not{}...Maybe I do need to schedule that eye exam.
Termux
Jake Weary was better
Me neither, but I bet it's still valid JS syntax
Yes. In JavaScript, Objects without explicit keys will use the value as the key. At least that’s how it works in Chrome devtools output. 🤷♂️
This is insane, but ultimately, FAR from the most insane thing JavaScript has done to me this week, so I'll let it slide.
Json Bourne
Jsus Christ its Json Brne!
Sudo systemctl restart mattd.service
No, you're thinking of this guy:
Hello there!
That's a swede or something.
It's Jason Bourne
Matt Demon
I'm
You're?
I'm out of the loop. Who is this?
Matt Damon
Matt Damon
MHAT DHAAAAMAAAN
Now also print one onto a shell.