So she's too black to be president and not black enough to be black.

Right... What a racist weirdo.

Profit doesn't matter if it doesn't make the line go up! It's a failing company because line didn't go up! Tractors aren't the product. Only line is product. All hail line. If we pray to line, perhaps line go up?

Almost as if the threat of criminal prosecution is all we need for those who break the social contract for their own personal gain and self aggrandizement to rescind their shitty views and cower in a corner pissing themselves.

Take your TERF bullshit and shove it all the way up inside your butthole.

If I got arrested for every time I fell asleep on a boring field trip, I'd have been arrested 0 times. Because Texas doesn't fund education.

Old men planting trees.

Remember kids, when making graffiti, always cite your sources.

But are the thigh high socks provided or must I purchase them separately?

This is the intent of the law, not some accidental consequence.

First, make government appear non-functional.

Second, protect child rapists.

Fuck republicans, conservatives, fascists and all their ilk.

We don't have police. Just corporate enforcers. Pinkertons in different uniforms. Oh, you are accused of a 17 cent theft and didn't do it? Eat lead I guess. I'm just so tired.

Flies are attracted to the smell of shit.

Well, that's a great way to get a really bad infection.

Flood waters contain everything from sewage to dead animals to parasites.

Bernie can read the room. These other fuckers very much less so.

"Fellas, is it gay to use a straw?"

Fragile snowflake weirdos more obsessed with dicks than I am, and I'm gay as fuck.

The legend of Little Bobby Tables lived on through him.

"Your Thesis Is Wrong and You Should Feel Bad: On Cherry-Picking and the Reproducibility Crisis in Academic Research"

I love this "Emasculate the fragile strong men snowflakes." It's pretty effective.

Investors are shit. If your company can't make it on the profit from the product or service, it shouldn't exist.

At the same time, any company large enough to capture more than half the marketshare of any single segment should be broken up into at least 3 companies.

And private equity companies buying up small companies and then trading them like playing cards should be banned as well.

I'm so tired of these lazy, fat, investor class chuckle fucks getting handouts from the government.

It really depends on WHERE you park if you are going to park this way. Parking it in the boonies, way way out at the end of the parking lot? Saintly.

Parking it as close to the entrance as possible? Dungeon. 1000 years dungeon.

But generally I agree. This is the purpose of a truck. To haul heavy items that would not fit in a standard or small vehicle. But don't buy a fucking truck for status or for your office job.

No. It was all of his proteins denaturing that killed him, the heat was merely a part of his totally not cruel and unusual punishment.

'“Now, I would call her up here to come and speak,” he said, “but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch tonight, so I’ll leave her alone.”

Vance smiled big as he delivered the joke, which earned some tepid laughter from the crowd.'

What a fucking creep.