They call themselves a news channel
Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.
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Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.
"Fellas, is it gay to use a straw?"
Fragile snowflake weirdos more obsessed with dicks than I am, and I'm gay as fuck.
Calling a reactionary a weirdo got me banned in one of the political communities recently. Mod called it attacking language
That mod is a weirdo
Name and shame. The top of every sub should include a breakdown of the mods and their moderation stats. The way it's currently designed enables propaganda and misinformation as much as Reddit ever did.
it was on politics @lemmy.world, it was jordanlund
the comment that was removed that got me banned for questioning the mod
Removed Comment >bluemaga LoL making up shit and trying to make it stick is so ambitious. Good luck weirdo.
I like to suck on straws with milkshakes so hard, that my cheeks implode.
Like a reverse Louis Armstrong.
SatchmoSuckmoOnly if you suck until the creamy goodness reaches your lips.
Are you using staws in your vanilla ice cream shakes tho?
That's a good point. You may be attracted to men and enjoy having sex with them... but Fox News only says you're gay if you use a straw for a fast food drink.
I don’t care for dicks, but I do love to suck
Depends if the straw was made from fossilized unicorns or not.
Any time you close your mouth over something and suck, you a gay man! That’s why real men don’t own Stanley’s!
How much straws do you use?
None. I deep throat all bottles and cups and then pass all remaining plastic through my superior digestive tract like a real man. /s
Amazing. I wish they had contacted you to speak at the DNC! Or the RNC, for that matter...
Well, nothing is more suggestively manly than this:
A man with tiny hands has to throw his glass of water because he can't set it down gracefully. Fuck, it's already been four years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO_BdivESOk
Edit: He's much more coherent in this clip than in anything today.
The crowd goes crazy because ... checks video ... he drank watet from a glass??!
Lol, look at those things... They really are rather small.
Honestly, that's how I'd imagine an 80 year old drinking. Removing the weave and orange tan and it looks about right.
This is amazing. Did you do it yourself?
I wish but no, it comes from a post on reddit. I didn't want to use them as the host of the image so I uploaded it here.
There a few of these if you just google Trump without hair and makeup.
Who the fuck doesn’t drink a milkshake with a straw?
Are all these strawless non-gay heterosexual manly men walking around with milk mustaches like 5 year olds? Is this what women are into?
No, these strawless, non-gay, heterosexual, manly men are just like me. They were handed a spoon, but not a straw in the drive through and they decided to just drive off rather than bother or inconvenience someone, even though it wouldn't be a bother or inconvenience, it's the person's job, and they'd be happy to help. I am married though, so while I wouldn't say my wife is specifically attracted to that brand of social awkwardness, she's not entirely repulsed by it.
I feel comfortable answering that last question!
No
Weird people.
<.<
I really prefer my milkshakes at the level of 'the-straw-barely-closes-when-you-suck-so-you-gotta-use-a-spoon' but not to the firmness of ice cream itself.
So... me?
They know they are full of shit. The know they are lying.
They are just evil cunts that spread hate and lies to manipulate people.
I've said it before. There are only 2 types of right wingers. They are either stupid or evil. Sometimes both. But it's always at least one of the 2.
True, but I know people who are other categories. They have mental and/or social issues. The big social issue is tribalism - some go along to get along to survive in their social and work environments.
I know plenty of people with social issues that try to support others instead of being whiny conservatives and shit. Social issues are important to consider in how to address a lot of that stuff but the people themselves, at some point, need to take responsibility for acting out like they do.
That falls under the stupid category.
I know some intelligent Trumpets, and the mental gymnastics they make is a Simone Biles level event.
Maybe that's "evil" but they see themselves as "good" and doing the right thing.
I think it's a third category. "Brainwashed", or something.
No, what it tells me is how little dirt you have to sling at Walz.
Whereas Trump is a twice-impeached felon with dozens of convictions and a judge had to remind people in court that he raped the defamation litigant. He also insults disabled people and veterans and lies with every breath. Oh, and he participated in a failed coup against the American People. Trump and Fox "News" should stop attacking their betters...
I don't think women in general love trump. I think that's a difficult demo for him. Sure I can find a few at his events but the average woman really doesn't like him. Does that mean he's not masculine? They are just inventing little things to be on the surface of what is and isn't masculine. Walz has the only core masculine traits I can think of. He loves and takes care of his family. Everything else is superfluous window dressing. These guys only care about dressing though.
He does display more than those traditionally masculine traits. He portrays himself as a protector of the vulnerable and a provider. Making sure women and children are safe and provided for is very traditionally masculine. He has made it a point of his political career to help children, and as an ex-member of the national guard, he can claim that "protector" archetype.
This is not to say that there aren't problems with traditional masculinity, but there's more to it than just family.
That's a good point. A family doesn't just have to be your flesh and blood though. It can be your community as well, but I know I wasn't thinking that even though I should have been. I don't see much of the leadership on the trump team expressing love to even their flesh and blood even if I do apply a strict definition of family.
You guys know that I like to play with AI, so I asked AI what to make of this news channel. The AI told me to delete this meme because it has to be fake because no news channel would ever have aired that chyron nor have said such a ridiculous statement on prime time television.
Guys, this is real. September 4, 2024. The bottom right image was added for relating to the topic.
Even that Grok AI thing from Twitter calls out elon musk and other right wingers on their bullshit if you show it tweets. Its funny as fuck.
AI: Ha ha, very funny feeding my AI generated stuff back to me, like any actual humon news channel would do this
No it's real
AI: I'm outta here, y'all humons fuckin' nuts
Jesse Waters is the biggest clown on a network full of them. Very impressive beclowning
What are you talking about? He broke the story that voting for a woman turns a man into a woman! Trans people will be thrilled to learn about this shortcut to gender reassignment. He's a hero for trans rights.
/s
Trans people hate you knowing this one trick!
Maga men don't use a straw, they suck vanilla shake off of an erect penis. In a closet. Because that's where most of them are.
That's also where they keep their AR stash
The number of things that he’s inadvertently implying with this that would cause him am aneurysm is just delightful
We need to pass legislation that enforces standards around the use of the word "news." We could wipe out a number of media hacks just with that.
Fox news was brought to court over fake news. They lost and had to pay 6 months of revenue. But their argument in court was not that they didn't have fake news, but that they are an entertainment channel, not a news channel.
I agree with the sentiment, but I always worry about the extreme 100 years from now
I could definitely see a corrupt government using that legislation to eliminate any news agencies that speak against them
"Did you see the size of Walz's hands compared to the cup? They were so tiny, completely emasculating!
And his makeup, yeah he wears it, but they couldn't even match it to his skin tone, it was so orange... Hmmm, wait a minute?" 🤔🤣
If I were working at Fox News and shit like this was scheduled, I'd intercut the monologue with pictures of Trump doing exactly what they say is weird.
I'd want the talking head to eventually stop and say, "Wait...why are we showing pictures of Trump?"
How the fuck else are you supposed to drink a shake? One scoop at a time with a spoon? Slurp it straight from the cup?
Or is ice cream just no acceptable for men altogether?
The real issue is that it was vanilla. Vanilla = white, and white = jizz.
Now if it's cookie dough, that's manly, because it takes real suck strength (like a Dyson vacuum cleaner) to be able to slurp up those nuggs through a straw.
a true man can suck a golfball through a garden hose
What are you, gay?
Anything that cannot be made in a fire is only fow wittle wittle girls!
Men aren't supposed to suck on things, only blow.
Why would we even listen to this Ross Gellar-looking ass about masculinity anyway?
When the milkshake thing got discussed on Seth Meyers, his team also found a picture of Trump and Bill O'Reilly drinking shakes with straws together at a Yankees game
https://youtu.be/3YDItbyq0vc?t=2m48s
Oh so the party of incels now knows exactly what straight chicks are into?
He probably thinks straws look phallic, on account of him having a micro penis
thAt TeLLs yOu EvERyThiNg
Weren't they just throwing a collective temper tantrum about paper straws and how you could pry their plastic straws out of their cold dead lips?
Fox news primetime is quite literally the two minutes hate from 1984, they just don't have a singular Goldstein, or rather their Goldstein is "the left."
The only goal for Fox primetime is "hate the left" so every "story" they run is a self-contained mechanism to deliver the "hate the left" message, what they said the day before and what they will say the day after will have no consideration for what is said today.
All that matters is "be mad at the left."
Trump drinks water from a glass with two hands like golem clutching the ring, what a weird beta cuck loser
They can call themselves a news channel all they want. Anybody with more than two brain cells to click together knows that they're just a propaganda arm of the Republicans. It's been that way since day one. Thanks Murdoch.
Russpublicans
my partners father forced her to never drink from a straw because it was "too effeminate for his son." she's still trans 😂
You flat-tongue that milkshake all slow and sexy like a proper harley-riding powerlifter.
The lines have never been this blurred between caricature and reality.
I prefer milkshakes that didn't get captured
It's somehow magically different when he does it.
That's a real quote by Watters
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jesse-watters-tim-walz-shake-straw-masculinity-fox_n_66d941d1e4b01763374e6168
Somebody whose standards are much lower than mine, or alternatively, whose bravery is much more higher than mine to still hold a Twitter account, should Tweet this at Walters, Fox, Trump and whatever other high profile MAGA idiots around
"Women hate Tim Walz, thats why we have to spend a 30 minute segment figuring out how to be more like Tim Walz"
These idiots are too stupid and brainwashed to even bother checking to see if there is an easily found rebuke to their bullshit.
Complain about a tweet, it's trivial to find three similar tweets made by Trump. Complain about using a straw, immediately find a photo of trump doing the exact same thing.
There isn't a single brain-cell reserved for wondering whether or not the bullshit they say will or will not immediately be found out to be pure hypocrisy.
It's almost impressive.
The truth is that they know all this, they just don’t care.
Politicians of the centre/left don’t tend to attack conservatives in this way, so the end result is a lot of noise about how bad one side is, regardless of whether their guy does it too. The noise is what they want, because it engenders uncertainty.
All of this is just kinda funny though. They have fuck all of substance on Walz.
Because not a psychopathic pussy pretending to be a decent man like they all are
erm i'm a woman and i don't like masculinity