this is the world liberals want (im being 100% serious)

I'm a native English speaker with an English teacher for a parent and i didn't even pass highschool English.

I take solace in the fact that, as a 4chan post, it's probably made up.

scant solace.

Out of curiosity, why was it ever wefwef? And what's now motivating this change?

the bow and arrow is just a logical extension of mankind's desire to poke each other at ever longer range.

you know what? just to prove you wrong, I'm not going to argue about it.

so what I'm hearing is that it worked.

doesn't tatooine have two suns? solar radiation wrecks skin.

I just like the headphones with cat ears too damn much

not exactly what you're asking, but banks and insurance companies are the majority of what I call "the beaurocracy of money". they don't produce anything of value, and are basically just a sinkhole for labour.

need to put scratch marks on the wood

if it "excused" it, we'd say "oh, okay, on that case that's fair. no further action needed"

what this does is explain it. and with the insight offered by this explanation, we can say, "oh, yes, I can see how this could have come about. now I know what to look for/do to prevent similar tragedies in future"

I feel like we need some sort of legal protection for circumstances like this. no objective analysis of these people's behaviour would agree that they're acting rationally, and probably can't even be considered to be in their right minds. should we risk individuals so afflicted being able to determine the direction an entire country takes? do they pass out voting forms at mental institutions?

I think most species probably align themselves to either the galactic plane or prominent orbital plane of the local star system.

the "up" & "down" directions would be completely arbitrary, though. there's no reason to think everone would decide on a standard for those.

and species without that certain sense of appropriateness, or an overt dedication to logic, would likely not bother with a standard orientation. and especially when in orbit over a planet, I think everyone would orient their "down" towards the surface.

that sounds like something a communist would say...

the rocket ship then switches to automatic operations and returns to earth.

(Elon is entirely incinerated by the rocket exhaust)

pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.

we insert token Maori words at the beginning and end of our emails, that totally counts

the irony of the first panel being a guy at his home computer, the second, at a work computer

cite your own paper, the one you are submitting, as a source.

just to keep things interesting, have each citation refer to another place in the text, which In turn cites another, then back to the original.

throw in citations of your professor themselves for things taken wildly out of context.