It's exactly 11.4 billion, really.

The bosses of the UK's largest supermarkets warn the chancellor that they won't tolerate a drop in profits, so will pass higher taxes onto their customers.

Tesco made £3.1 billion profit in the last year.

https://www.foodmanufacture.co.uk/Article/2025/04/10/tesco-profits-top-3-billion/

Do you mean as a synonym for 'recorded' ? If so, then in my experience they don't.

"You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences."

Also, if you wait until next time, the safe will cost #600.

On April 20, right ?

Also Gareth Williams, an MI6 analyst, who allegedly died after padlocking himself into a holdall. From the outside.

It's from The Simpsons.

Everyone is stealing The Verge.

Trebonianus is a much more challenging wank.

Serendipidously, a PSA test is what is used to detect prostate conditions, such as cancer.

Considering that pre-Brexit the UK was contributing around £10b per year to the EU, then (depending on what it actuslly buys, of course) it's a bargain.

You can generally replace the word 'economy' with 'rich people's yachts' -

"Trump claims ‘a lot of people don’t see’ that America has ‘the greatest rich people's yachts right now’ .

Yep - still works.

70 is a good run

70 must seem impossibly far off to you !

The antidote - https://www.dualit.com/products/4-slice-newgen - Dualit Classic: clockwork timer, physical switches, manual pop-up, repairable.

Geddit is one.

How fucking old are you people ?
(About the same amount as me, I guess).

See also "Safety not guaranteed".

'Toast on Toast' read by Steven Toast.

No shit -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danzig_Sings_Elvis