I became a parent today. I'm taking notes

Why not to spend this money on charity? Or a political party who oppose fascist? Or, heck, spend it for weapons for Ukraine! I don't understand.

I am radical trans-lesbianist!

To any confused non-Americans, remember that 1 foot is 30.48 cm

12 years ago? But I haven't finished GTA IV yet. Time goes so fast :(

Probably I will play it only when I retire…

I don't have ADHD but it happens to me sometimes. Because all of these lengthy updates, shader caching, loading of game loader, loading of game, etc. By the time a game fully loads I need to go to bed.

I thought Interned contained mostly porn :D

Sounds like Darwin Award

We should start recommending StarOffice! :D

I tried IPv6 only (with NAT64) and Steam didn't work because it had IPv4 addresses hardcoded :(

…and converted to UltraSPARC?

My retirement plan is to suicide bomb some government structure.

You will definitely get the best content in the countries where YouTube is blocked /s

I'm using Swedish VPN so I'm having the same weather :D

Frankly speaking I expected a lot of Boku no Pico recommendations. Where are they?

This is a Russian propagandist site

Nah, I'll let beer and sauerkraut colonize my intestines.

stickers in my mouth!

I hear rainbows! Oh, those weren't stickers!

I have Windows installed on an SSD in my computer. But I don't know how to boot it. And I don't even need to :)