I know right. I even open the calculator app to verify before committing to memory this nugget.

You are thinking of Jesus not Jeezus.

Why not Plassma?

Is it me or anything touched be that misareble orange turd gets a plague or catastrophy?

Don't listen to them, Russian fellows. There is an easier way:

• Stick a hose in the exhaust pipe
• turn on the car
• suck hose real hard until gas comes out
• fill coffin I mean gas can.

Literally nobody wondered about that. White South Afrikaans are basically the only ones qualifying for asylum right now.

Hear hear. Same here. Not an issue in 4 months.

When you think your life sucks, remember you are:

• Not Russian
• Not Russian with HIV
• Not Russian soldier with HIV fighting bullshit war
• Not ill Russian about to be sent to the front of an unwinable war
• Not desperate Russian with commanders who threaten to kill you if you refuse to fight or commit suicide.
• Not abandoned, stigmatized Russian.

New marketing strategy: Engagement through AI hallucination rage.

Internet? You are a baby! In my days we had to bring our floppies and the day we were able to run that banner making software my life changed.

Just the AI/CGI of fucking a horse is going to need deep pockets... If you know what I mean.

Also, isn't there a Maddona biopic already?

Yeah but they don't mention what capabilities. Could be one, two, many, or all.

That's how you know this bullshit is to comply with the police state and nothing else.

It never offered to take only the ink. A hole is technically ink erased.

Or they could be badass survivalists who stopped being needy and fluffy and told the system to go fuck itself.

How can I download it as illegally as possible so I don't give a cent to foul Apple?

For conservatives, I eat shit if it hurts the people I hate, is a source of pride.

Dog outside the police station: "Hold my bone".

Not for him, though. He has the shits permanently.

Shouldn't have started a "Special Military Operation" with your neighbor.

That's what's happens when the swamp promises to drain the swamp. MORE SWAMP MOFOS!