I know I only put in about 20 hours of work into a 40 hour work week...

Actually it was... Typically you only worked for your lord around 3 days a week, the rest of the time was yours to toil your own fields, and even then there was a lot of down time. The church mandated more time off than modern companies give...

Good?

By their own criteria, trump is the antichrist.

Once there was this girl who

Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion

And when she finally made it

She saw some other girl who was better

And so she hired some guy to

Club her in the kneeeeee caaaaaaap

It's because of the puritanical shame- without those gaps, people might (gasp) have sex in bathroom stalls instead of doing their business as god intended.

I'm a 51 year old (as of today) and I feel like I'm 25, and when I talk to people... Wait, I don't talk to people...

Remind me again why vigilante justice is discouraged in favor of unhinged cops?

Go far enough left, you get your guns back.

I don't think she cares what you think.

No, "didn't have the heart" doesn't mean you don't have heart, just means you have a different kind of heart, so it works fine.

Helium in balloons is returning to the atmosphere. We can re harvest it if we want

No. It wafts away into space. All the helium we find is a product of radioactive decay- alpha particles- which gets trapped underground. Once it's released into the atmosphere, it is effectively gone.

I need to see a doctor.

Which doctor?

No, a medical one.

Fuck grocery shopping, buy a house.

And everybody got the clap.

Being comfortable in your own skin is sexy.

For comparison, being comfortable in someone else's skin is usually seen as creepy.

Lol might as well ask for the wholesale dismantling of all capitalism...

(Yes please)

I was raised a combination of atheist (mom) and Quaker (dad) - the atheism definitely won, though I did internalize a decent amount of the Quakerism... I was engaged to a Catholic girl in my mid-20s. We discussed things early on, I said I'd respect her beliefs if she'd respect my lack thereof, and for a while it worked out nicely, we'd talk about spiritual stuff, but neither of us was trying to convert the other, it was more of a "how do you feel about x" or "how do you explain y"... But after a while, she decided that since I was "preventing" her from going to church some Sundays (I wasn't, I was fine with her going without me, she just didn't want to if she had the option to stay in bed and fool around with me, and why on earth would I turn her down?) that she wanted me to go with her the next Sunday whenever she skipped one. In retrospect, this was the first nail in the coffin of our relationship, but of course I didn't recognize it at the time. It took us moving in together permanently for me to see how controlling she was, and how mean she could be if she didn't get her way...

"they'll just spend it on drugs and drinking"

That's all I was going to spend it on...

(Paraphrased from Steve Hughes)

At the same time, the Commodore Amiga had built-in stereo 44.1kHz 16-bit sound...