Jesus Christ.

That's gold!

"The people we're exterminating sabotaged the bombs?!" - shocked pikachu Nazis

That is sneaky, I would never think to check the length of the dipstick.

Limnic deez nuts.

Dang, what did these jabronis do to piss off the whales and dolphins?

Jesus Christ, they're just like us, eh?

If there is Chimp war, does that mean there are Chimp warcrimes? Chitler? Chalin?

"I'm so smart" - man who wasted three wishes.

Yes, yes I am.

People, what a bunch of bastards.

Personally, I'd rather have the wishes to use on anything else. Could cure cancer, become filthy rich, turn into a T-rex, have guns for hands, etc. What's the point of "out smarting" the genie like this? Fuck, I could even understand evil wishes, at least they do something productive (if terrible).

You could also just not wish anything, or wish for no wishes, etc.

Weekend in Bernie's century.

It's particularly hilarious when the people championing these ideologies would fall into one of the would-be-liquidated-in-Nazi-Germany groups. I saw a person with major physical disabilities talking about the glory of the stupid Reich.

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it the crispness in the air.

Did you reply to my comment by mistake? It doesn't seem to follow what I was talking about, unless I'm missing something.

Bisithual

That's a big seahorse.