"Black faced up to 90 days in jail as a result of the charges in the plea deal, as well as a fine.

Ultimately, Judge Corinne Magid sentenced Black to 12 months of supervised probation and 200 hours of community service. His license was suspended for a year, and he must pay a $150 fine."

The victim's family asked for six days of jail time, to mirror their "jail" time of waiting/worrying in the ICU.

Why say something now, Jake? Why not wait until after his presidency? Then write a book about it? Then sell that book while you're doing your job on TV? Just a thought.

The old dipshit in the MAGA hat and matching mobility scooter really ties this whole thing together. May he and the other two attendees have a wonderful day.

In my experience, some of the people that I have met that aren't organ donors are afraid that the hospitals and doctors will do less to save you if you're in an accident so that they can use all of your organs to "save" many more people. It's dumb, but I've met a scary amount of folks who believe that.

This looks like it could very well be a very serious crime, Walking While Black. They must not have that on the books in that particular Texas county, which is why he was charged with a comparable misdemeanor. /S

Extra credit for using "does" instead of "do", you really managed to capture the essence of this Great Age of Stupidity. 😆

Poisoned their own soldiers too.

Yes, they should return all of the data that they totally didn't make copies of.

It'd be a whole lot cooler if they used AI to just pretend they were illegally invading Ukraine.

The job does age people, but it ages people that do it. I wouldn't equate Trump's "doing the job" with any of his predecessors "doing the job". Then again, there is something to be said for how much work goes into constantly being negative, it's a 24/7 mental and emotional battle to fight everyone and everything. That takes a toll.

This sounds exactly like what the CIA would say to make us THINK they have tools that can takeover our phones, TVs, and cars!

Praise the cameraman

Odd coincidence.

No one is above the Law, Dan. No one!

Wow, I just bought a fucking PS5 last month. I'm not happy about this. Obviously, if I could resell my digital copy after I beat it that'd be cool.

Hellz yeah, she's aiming to be the next FLOTUS! Hey, shoot your shot, am I right?

The defense companies make way more money if the government gives them taxpayer money and tax breaks, then give taxpayer money to allies to buy weapons that were already paid for by taxpayer dollars. They are, at a minimum, triple dippin'.

Yes, it's very possible. It's like how he thinks you're supposed to pat children on the head with Hershey bars at Halloween.

I'd love to argue with a Conservative, I just haven't been able to find an actual one in the past decade or so.

Damn, the apostrophe in "who're" doing some heavy lifting.