Funny how CrowdStrike already sounds like some malware’s name.

Love the idea! Shopify as the highest tier sponsor? Not so much.

Groovy

I always found the difference between general and special whativity fascinating.

“Fat is carbohydrates and people who don’t eat fat get carbohydrate deficiency which causes obesity. You need lots of carbohydrates to stay healthy, so eat fat!” - old man in my office block

Can’t beleive that Uwuntu didn’t come up…

Reading the title, I wasn’t sure if it was a sex thing or if he was demonstrating the cleanliness of German public toilets.

Looks like it could be used as a shoehorn as well.

I wish google was as good at procrastinating as I am.

I don’t know about you being a Z, but I always fancied the idea U and I.

…meh I dunno, there’s got to be some clever wordplay in there somewhere. Anyone more intelligent want to chip in?

Never thought that I’d see the day when being kind, diplomatic and articulate is the most punk thing one can do.

Yet, for some unknown reason some treat it as a rite of passage.

I like the idea of population/capita as yet another indicator fertility.

The hypersub sounds difficult, but it’s really easy. I know you are hungry now, but it’s worth it to wait a few years. We’ll make enough hypersubs for everyone by 2028.

Maintain it probably.

“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”

I’m looking into restomods myself. No need to buy a new car and rip it up.

Not sure there will be any.

Make it sausage.

I use clay tablets btw.