I would watch her watch this for hours.

This is totally something an elephant would do.

On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to the Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste from the bus's blackwater tank through the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto a passenger sightseeing boat sailing in the Chicago River below.

800 pounds?! How?!?!?!

My grandfather would say “Is your daddy a glassmaker?” And when we’d inevitably say no, “Then get from in front the tv!” Meaning we were in his way, as children tend to be lol. Me and husband use this all the time with each other.

My brother just buys my nephew cheap replicas so he thinks he has his own lol.

This is my old man Diddy.

I’m really good at getting cats to vocally respond to me. I don’t know if I’m just on their wavelength or what, but almost every time I start a convo with a kitty I get a response. Oddly specific, but also pretty fun. Kids love it lol.

I’ll take the drugs, thanks!

The autism I don’t mind so much. It’s all the comorbidities I’d want to do away with and never look back.

Maybe some humans.

Another participant who had allegedly been ejected from the party, rang the emergency services for help, but on arrival, a team of paramedics were barred from entering.

I have more questions. What’d this guy do to get kicked out of a Catholic gay orgy?

I’m gonna stop eating all together just to be safe.

This must be the real reason we have earthquakes.

Can you elaborate a little more lol?

Some states have open container laws. I suspect the consequences for breaking that law are less than for DUI though.

Yes

Why did he do this? And why did it have to be done while wearing a beaver suit?

Huang left a suicide note and a letter to a local newspaper explaining his actions, stating in his note that his suicide was not due to his crimes but rather to escape his chronic asthma.

Now that’s a new one.