Spyke
sh.itjust.works

Pineapple is banging on a pizza. You're missing out. It pairs perfectly with any spicy toppings.

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no bananareply
lemmy.world

Add banana and some sort of spicy, tangy sauce and I'm in

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chingaderareply
lemmy.world

username does not check out, I repeat, USERNAME DOES NOT CHECK OUT.

9

Mate what

Give me the good pain. I want my BDSM food

19

I'm sorry you feel that way. More spicy food for the rest of us though, so not that sorry.

8

What is this, 1860? I spent my entire childhood barely touching spicy food, like hell I’d want to go back to that miserable life.

5

I think this pizza might actually be enough of a bioweapon to fend off the PLA

9

With a little luck it will simultaneously act as a summoning circle for a demon that will kill the creator of this monstrosity and perish its sight from earth to protect the rest of us

8

I'm ethically opposed to much of this, but I can't fault it for lack of ambition. It's like a built-in dessert with every slice

7

Huh. So we have all the cheesy, melty goodness that sits around the chicken and calamari, and when you finish with that it's like a sweet dessert? Maybe if you only have one slice, so it's like you are eating a three course meal: Appetizer of cheese and chicken, meal of the calamari, then the oreo.

7

God I feel like my city is in the relative pizza stone age compared to this

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lemmy.world

i think the problem is the oreo. remove them and add a chowder sauce?

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