I was not expecting the "self-obsessed rich guys [...] who cannot run a live stream in the year 2024" 😂🤣😂🤣

I love this.

Trump criticizes Trump yet again.

For anyone who doesn't know what happened that night, Jonathan and his husband were visiting their former house that had been burned down when they saw that their pet dog's skull had been placed on a fence for them to see. The couple began wailing out of desperation and terror, and that's when the neighbor showed up with a gun, yelling homophobic slurs. John's husband was to be shot when he pulled him away and took the bullet for him instead.

Not only were they terrorized, but also ambushed and killed in cold blood. John died doing the ultimate sacrifice. John is a hero.

Hah! Joke's on you. I accidentally restarted my PC and updated it without wanting to.

My pet theory is that Musk acquired Twitter to destroy one of the most effective platforms for anyone on the left to organize.

Whoever drew that wavy line has no idea what a regression is

Ain't that some incel shieet

I used to follow her on Twitter. She'd be constantly berated by some guy in France. Like, dude, if you're arguing with a buster because she combed through your shit and found louse, you've lost twice this game.

The popemobile is also bullet proof, to... erm... supplement the power of prayer.

Oh no! Anyway...

It's the greatest essay I have ever seen, folks. *accordion hands*

Somehow, treating vulnerable people with dignity by helping them out without strings attached helps our society overall. Who would've thought.

Crazy that the line is at sexual misconduct but undermining a democracy is ok.

I've offered people links to the PDF versions of the textbooks so they can point out the wokeism and tell me how much time a full course on biochemistry leaves for discussing the dismantling of the patriarchy. Nobody has gotten back to me on that.

Probably because they want to target software that cracks theirs to avoid ads, like ReVanced.

If MS decides that my hardware is obsolete, I'll just go full Linux 🤷‍♂️

This was the most infuriating bullshit. Why is anyone listening to Musk? He's there to line his pockets, that's it.