Cheer up Elon - it wasn't worth $44B when you bought it, so it's lost significantly less value than you think!

Why governments would ever use a private service for critical use baffles me.

Create your own emergency notification system!

You just succinctly summed up Steve Ballmer's entire tenure as CEO of Microsoft.

It's for lying about paying hush money to a porn star.

So the DA is just allowed to say, "I don't like any of my choices in this jury pool" and that's just okay?? That doesn't sound like a fair trial at all. It's like grabbing the stack of lottery tickets from behind the counter and starting to scratch them off. When somebody comes to make you stop you just say, "it's all good. I'm just trying to find one I like before I decide to play the lottery today."

"We hate you as a person, but your money is still good "

Remember folks, a protest vote against Biden just puts us one step closer to fuckery like this actually happening.

Gotta admit, I expected it to be related to his past drug/alcohol abuse. Drowning is a bit of a shock.

While this was technically an accident, I put it in the same league as driving drunk and killing someone. It was preventable by doing the bare minimum of what her job responsibilities were.

A little ditty about Mitch and Diane...

Going broke, or having all of their money embezzled by senior leadership?

Let's move the battlefield out of Ukraine and into Russia then.

Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??

I really like 'Unsinkable II'. It's got layers.

Only having them campaign for a few months is refreshing. I'd love to see it happen more often.

Hey Europe

--America

Well then you definitely don't wanna google that.

There's a non-zero chance that they actually are sending their brightest.

Getting them sweet, sweet, tourism dollars from all the red southern states..