dadjokes·Dad JokesbyDeebster Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thingcross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8430628 Boat rule View original on lemmy.ml611Comments47
Hossenfeffer feddit.uk4Hide 4 repliesHmm. Still Afloat? Usain Boat I Worked Overtime For This Not A Pirate Ship The Hullaballoos Aitch-Emm-Ess Vincible and, obviously, Boaty McBoatface 39
wildncrazyguy replykbin.social Ship Stinks Hope Floats Float Some Look at my Deck Ship off my Shoulder We all float on Port Whine Kiss my Aft 7
Cosmic Cleric replylemmy.world7Hide 7 repliesSome would consider having specialized license plates as naming their cars.4
HHadriscus replylemm.ee6Hide 6 repliesThey're illegal in France,... frankly I find this sad... pretty sure I could come up with some cool dad joke to place there3
Cosmic Cleric replylemmy.world5Hide 5 replies They’re illegal in France,… frankly I find this sad… That's too bad. Why were they declared illegal?1
ddev_null replylemmy.ml3Hide 3 repliesI guess you just can't get one, not illegal. Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.1
Cosmic Cleric replylemmy.world2Hide 2 replies Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them. You'd have to ask @[email protected] why they are illegal in France.1
HHadriscus replylemm.eeI don't know why, I'd say it's likely a matter of legibility. I looked it up and the only wiggle room you have is the framing, the back material (either steel or plexiglas) and whether it's written on 1 or 2 lines.2
neuracnu lemmy.blahaj.zone3Hide 3 repliesNext up: racing horse names: https://www.stadiumtalk.com/s/best-racehorse-names-be7b8ad6b49a42df8
aabbadon420 replylemm.ee"Thewofedoesntknow" I feel like that's all what this sport is about. And old, unhappy men whitewashing their illegal money6
ggraeghos_714 lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesMine was a compilation of my wife and daughter's name; Elisae and as a nod to my Norwegian heritage it was the Norse Elisae. It was only a 22' though6
ggraeghos_714 replylemmy.worldMichigander so it was all in the Great Lakes or smaller bodies of water. It was mostly a fishing boat2
HHadriscus lemm.ee2Hide 2 repliesThose are excellent. Can somebody explain "Fishizzle" to me ? it's the only one I don't get2
I really like 'Unsinkable II'. It's got layers.
Like cool sedimentary rocks.
Or an onion
What about a parfait? Everybody likes a parfait!
Like thermoclines :D
Wow, you must be a genius to have figured that out.
Friend of a friend had "Sail Hatin". Best I've heard yet.
Magnificent !
Bouyancé
Hmm.
Dock Holiday
Dock Marlins
Sea me now
I saw a cruise ship once called Costa Fortuna
Saw one on the way home today "Bow Movement"
Why live in a world where we can name boats but not cars
But you can name your car
You wouldn't name a car.
I named mine Rhaego
Can you name
CAN YOU NAME MY CAAAAR
Some would consider having specialized license plates as naming their cars.
They're illegal in France,... frankly I find this sad... pretty sure I could come up with some cool dad joke to place there
That's too bad. Why were they declared illegal?
I guess you just can't get one, not illegal. Why would they be declared illegal, the government can just choose to not issue them.
You'd have to ask @[email protected] why they are illegal in France.
I don't know why, I'd say it's likely a matter of legibility. I looked it up and the only wiggle room you have is the framing, the back material (either steel or plexiglas) and whether it's written on 1 or 2 lines.
Yeah we are in their comment thread
I have no idea, good question.
Next up: racing horse names:
https://www.stadiumtalk.com/s/best-racehorse-names-be7b8ad6b49a42df
"Thewofedoesntknow" I feel like that's all what this sport is about. And old, unhappy men whitewashing their illegal money
Potoooooooo
Hoof Hearted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow3iWmcTX-Y
Mine was a compilation of my wife and daughter's name; Elisae and as a nod to my Norwegian heritage it was the Norse Elisae. It was only a 22' though
It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.
small craft advisory
Avast ye scallywag!
Michigander so it was all in the Great Lakes or smaller bodies of water. It was mostly a fishing boat
Like millennials naming their wifi
I work in marine conservation (well, adjacent to). My wifi is SteamedDugong
They see me Sailing, and Baiting.
Periscopin' that they gon' catch me jibin' dirty
Should be "Wood Knot"...
Those are excellent. Can somebody explain "Fishizzle" to me ? it's the only one I don't get
This + 'fish'
thanks !
As found in Boston: