I love keeping them on the phone as long as possible! It's damn-near a hobby of mine.

Today I got one I've never heard before. They were from the "Automobile Collision" Company that said they have money for me from my accident! I like free money...let's do this!

They transferred me three times up the chain...final one was their lawyer - that's where the call dropped. Suffice it to say...I was disappointed to not hear the end.

One of my favorites, in case y'all would like to use it - I claimed (in a Southern drawl) I was an Alligator Hunter...in Nevada. "Business is a bit slow...and I can't go to the zoo no more." Kept them on the line for 44 minutes...almost beat my record.

I'm going all-in on shitpost.

Military personnel are still just people doing the job...just like the rest of us.

Griefing in Fallout 76 is pretty much non-existent - it's an overblown "headline".

That community has been one of the most friendly and welcoming communities of pretty much any multi-player game in the last few years. Asking a question or for help from a complete stranger and getting way more information or assistance is actually the more common occurrence.

The game has been around for a long time, so welcoming or helping a newbie is sometimes a nice break from the grind for the high-level players.

Come on over newbies - the game has changed a LOT from its original iteration (which WAS a shitshow full of bugs and griefing - which is outdated information from long past).

Still one of the sexiest planes in existence. I'm hating them being retired.

Go on...you have my attention...

Scooby-Doo would a word with you...he just enjoyed some things in the past that are now legal in most U.S. states. That doesn't make him, or his relatives "disgusting"!

That's just the lid...usually the toilets are about knee high.

But I would never NOT have a bidet in my house ever again. And yes, I'm in the U.S.

I have yet to meet a dog that doesn't like Bully Sticks. For the uninitiated, I'd hesitate to look up what they are - you've been warned!

I doubt he cut you off - if you've ever driven an old Jeep, just hitting a pothole (and there are LOTS of 'em!), it's an automatic lane-change!

I look at it as a game at this point - bonus points when you can look away from the road for 0.3 seconds while white-knuckled hands on the steering-wheel...and see the fear in the other driver's eyes.

I love my Jeep...you actually have to DRIVE IT WHILE FULLY FOCUSED versus playing with your phone!

I'm on my 3rd Husky (one them was white...he was a cool dude).

I love the breed, but I'm getting too damn old to harness up my current one, grab my skateboard and MUSH!

Great dogs...but can be a nightmare for the uninformed/unprepared!

There would be no way to convince enough people to actually use it (in a vast enough amounts) to rebuild trust from an entity DESIGNED to harvest data.

You also need to realize that just because your state always votes red, it's NOT JUST THE PRESIDENTIAL VOTE that matters. It's the local politicians that get seats in the House and Senate that matter just as much (or more?!?). Pay attention just more than just who's running for President.

It's SFW if you're crossing the Equator?

I love headlines like this. "in 2 months"???

Is that a long enough time to get them trained for a mission like that?!?

Oh how unfortunate for me...my birthday is coming up and I'm in the market for a new EDC knife! Thanks for allowing me to add this one to my list!

Don't mind me...I'm just on the hunt for my first Airstream - just need to find the one that sings my song! So...howdy!

Damn...I guess I'll start digging for change out of the cushions - with this economy, my mother may have pipe-wielders show up at my door to collect.

There's three of us!

There's TWO of us out there!!!

Whoa...finally got a pic to show up!

Thanks for the quick response - it was getting lonely in here!