She wasn't even the one twerking... she just happened to be near someone twerking... how dare she?

Closed: This question has already been answered 5 years ago here <link to completely unrelated question>

I'll take "Unethical accounting" for 500, Alex

The feminine form of the mator obvs

Wow so they've prioritised the casual users over the power users... You know, the ones who actually post the content... This should go well /s

Anecdotal, but I've been talking about this whole thing to my partner. She doesn't really care though because, in her own words: "I tried to use Reddit a little while ago, but I didn't like the app"

Had a good chuckle to myself over that

I suspect the 2 decades might have more to do with your balls hanging lower than the vasectomy lol

One day only! Trust me, you can't smell old socks but everyone else can! They also make your shoes stink. In the same vein, never wear closed shoes without socks unless you want them to be eternally smelly

Demand my wfh arrangement be in writing, rather than just a "gentleman's agreement"

Easy. ~~Ban~~ Defederate every company.

FTFY. It's FOSS. We can't stop them from spinning up their own instances (See: Threads) but that doesn't mean we have to play nicely with them.

Edit: Fuck it, I can't get the ~~strikethrough~~ to work.

At this point, Trump throwing tantrums is kinda just assumed. It's hardly news...

Although I have to admit the move to monitor the monitor is hilarious.

"We'll have our own monitor! With blackjack and hookers!"

Edit: damn it, someone already made this joke! I'm leaving it.

fyi you can do strike through like ~~this~~
example

this new The Sims game promises to stay true to what The Sims has always been

The Sims 5 will be a free-to-play game.

Uuuuuuh huh. I wouldn't touch anything EA with a 10 foot pole at this point.

I'll wait for Paralives thanks.

It's fun watching science verify what people have known for centuries

You're implying that the left and right suppress each other equally, but frankly it's only the right trying to fuck over their fellow man for profit and power. Got nothing to do with being more enlightened or smarter. Compassion though... Ye, the left are more compassionate.

Of course feel free to prove me wrong...

Better than what my brain suggested... "Tom Cruise has finally lost it, then."

You can no longer view WSJ without paying. Damn, that was complicated.

You're pushing too hard. You should breathe through it, don't hold your breath. Look into getting a step for your feet. We're designed to squat, not sit, and getting your feet higher can get things to line up better internally

Relevant

I mean they have to protect all that content that they've been given for free, right?

• spez probably

Better than "Dirty deeds done with sheep"