Didn't similar shit get Microsoft hit with antitrust lawsuits?

Until takeoff

"Angry piece of shit bastard continues to be an angry piece of shit bastard."

"If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?"

If anyone's arguing the other way... Where was the national guard? An angry mob attacked our highest ranking politicians at the nations capital and it was less defended than your average Walmart on Black Friday. In the end Pence had to call them in despite Trump watching the entire thing unfold on live TV.

It was an orchestrated attempted coup, full stop.

Had an old colleague who kept abbreviating 'follow up' as 'f/up.'

"Yeah we should be okay, I'll f/up on that later today."

"Hey are you able to f/up on this?"

"Hey, I f/uped with our boss today on our issue."

Step 1: Coding in Assembly

Do you take this man to be your husband? We've sent a six digit code to your phone, please repeat it for yes.

“I think it was 35… 30 questions. And let me tell you, you know, they always show you the first one: a giraffe, a tiger or a whale. ‘Which one is the whale?'”

He's done this enough times that he knows the first one is always this question? How many cognitive tests has he completed? Did he pass the others?

It's also insane that the bar is this low. You recognize animal shapes, here are the keys to the nuclear stockpile, have fun.

Death comes in threes.

Charlie Munger, Henry Kissinger...

I'm very excited to see who our third strike is.

You end up with a worse pizza without waiting.

Unless you're high and eating a Totinos party pizza like a taco, then all bets are off.

Thank you for your snackrifice.

What am I saving for? Retirement?

Ahahahhahahahah

The trick is to bring in whatever busted piece you have and find the exact match. Nobody's gonna think you're shoplifting rusted garbage and usually you can knock out your purchase in just one trip.

If your project/fix is too complicated to bring in the busted piece, may God have mercy on your soul.

hunter2

Elon tweets like a 14 year old trying to go hard on MySpace

I was watching a video about past extinctions and they had a line where the oceans warmed two degrees over two million years, which was just about enough time for the ecosystems to evolve and adapt.

Look at what we've done in two hundred.

Right, the far-left liberal ideals of national-conservative populists.

You know, that thing that totally exists somewhere other than paranoid brains damaged by leaded gasoline.

We don't have to feed horses to cars so we can make cars. We need artists to create original works to feed AI.

The parks or your own home. I don't normally go into the middle of a highway interchange for solitude.