The scary part is that this comic is 15 years old.

Now what?

Serves her right for saying "Ni"

Fucking capitalists.

Relevant xkcd

And a relevant smbc for good measure.

"Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?"

Those are all very bad, but on the other hand their flag is a big plus.

Also not an engraving, nor is it Japanese. It's from 2007, by Galina Zhiganova, a Russian artist.

I knew Pythagoras was smart but I never knew he invented time travel. So cool!

There's only one substance more powerful than adamantium in Marvel comics: popularity-induced plot armour.

That maxim, "There are no atheists in foxholes," it's not an argument against atheism — it's an argument against foxholes.

- James Morrow

AND islamophobic people.

Everybody knows asteroids always fall into craters, so it was just a matter of putting the centre next to the crater so it wasn't hit.

FTFY:

- Yeah, but what’s in your pants?

- Doom.

In Fallout 2 there's an option to become a slaver, which lets you make some extra money in the short term, but comes with a hefty reputation penalty with almost everyone in the wasteland for the rest of the game, since it comes with a "SLAVER" tatto on your forehead. You'll be locked out of some quests, some characters refuse to join you and bounty hunters will be harassing you. It's 100% not worth it, though it can make for a more challenging playthrough.

...

Not sure why I just remembered that.

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

Being a pedant is fun but you need to get your shit straight. Abbreviation is an umbrella term that includes shortening of words or phrases in various ways including acronyms and initialisms.

Anyone who follows speedrunning knows the plot would be over before it started.