Spyke

Back in November 2020, I remember some meme with text along the lines of "Yes, Biden won. Now, watch me not build a shrine to him on my yard or put his name all over my truck like a fucking weirdo."

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The Trump weirdos have done that, they just put Fuck or Truck (if they’re pussies) in front of Biden or Brandon

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quantum stupidity achieved. they literally brought the IQ for the entire species down a couple of points.

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I’m not sure this kind of stupid can be quantized… I’m pretty sure it’s fundamentally continuous…

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sh.itjust.works

Aisforapple makes an astute observation:

*Finishes the P* "Oh shit, we forgot to make the skin red!" *Pretends to finish the P again*

It seems plausible that this is fake.

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GraniteMreply
lemmy.world

As insane as it is to get a TRUMP forehead tattoo... it's at least comparatively insane to go to that amount of effort to make people think that you had got a TRUMP forehead tattoo.

Like, to what end? "Haha! I made you believe I was a fucking idiot and/or mentally ill! You idiot! You actually believed I was an industrial grade moron!"

Either that or, a deeply disturbing possibility, she was hoping to inspire someone even dumber than her to get an actual TRUMP forehead tattoo, and that's getting into realms of sociopathy that I find disturbing to contemplate.

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The end they want is for their shitty insta or tok page to “blow up”.

There’s no swelling in the photo and the video leaves a bunch of fucking holes in the prank too.

I unfortunately don’t give enough fucks to bother looking for pics of her in 4 months time to see if it was fake or not, but I’m pretty sure it’s bullshit.

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I'll happily disdain her for creating fake content over knowing someone has permanently scarred themselves this way

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This is just crazy... I don't know why someone would do this at all, but someone from another country doing it is just mind boggling! I'm sure she'll still think it was a great idea when she's 60 lol

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Not convinced that is any proof. Any tattoo artists here who can confirm? My trust in anyone being an actual tattoo artist is entirely based on their nickname

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And she's not even American. This is... a mental health issue. Wow.

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Treczoksreply
lemmy.world

Wow. She is not even from the US, but from the UK? How stupid can one get?

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lemm.ee

"And they shall bear the mark of the beast upon their forehead."

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Who knew that it was stupidity that would drive that sentence to reality and not some overarching organized evil plan.

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lemmy.world

In Fallout 2 there's an option to become a slaver, which lets you make some extra money in the short term, but comes with a hefty reputation penalty with almost everyone in the wasteland for the rest of the game, since it comes with a "SLAVER" tatto on your forehead. You'll be locked out of some quests, some characters refuse to join you and bounty hunters will be harassing you. It's 100% not worth it, though it can make for a more challenging playthrough.

...

Not sure why I just remembered that.

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paddirnreply
lemmy.world

Where can I subscribe to random videogame factoids like this?

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lemmy.ml

A long time ago, a manager called me into her office, and pointed at a report I had sent to her about the company's products. Her words are just as relevant to this situation:

"This is a career-limiting move."

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fubarxreply
lemmy.ml

I pointed out they were making product decisions based on fear of what competitors might do.

Imagine Eeyore, with diagrams and charts.

Minus the face tattoo.

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suppo.fi

Imagine Eeyore, with diagrams and charts.

Minus the face tattoo.

… I don't remember Eeyore having a face tattoo

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It was a gopher heavy episode, meanwhile Owl was showing Eeyore the finer artistry of home drawn tattoos.

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A few months later, was first in line to take the voluntary severance package. Unfortunately, it didn't come with a free face tattoo.

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fedia.io

Exactly. I get paid and this asshole has to publicly show how stupid they are for the rest of their life? Easiest decision ever.

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Yes but, there is something called professionalism. No respectable tattoo artist would do this. There is a code of ethics. This can only be done in some shoddy back alley crackhouse for 20 dollars and a blowjob.

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This would be an equally bad idea even if it said... I don't know... "CLOONEY".

What a stupid thing to do.

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I was thinking that. It’s one thing to be in a mental state to decide you want a Trump tattoo but… strikes me as pretty unethical of the tattoo artist and parlour.

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Forreal. Somewhere in the Modern Primitives book one of those old heads talks about making people wait a year for a face tattoo. If you're serious enough to come back a year later then it's not just a passing impulse. Good policy. Kinda doubt homegirl waited a year, but it's possible.

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lemmy.world

But no, it's not a cult...

I really don't remember any of this nonsense during Bush or other R's

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lemmy.zip

W had his fake folksy persona and butchered sayings. That's gotta be at least as much of a personality as raging narcissism on display, no?

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I just don't get how he is charismatic. I'm amazed people say this. At his best, his personality is oily car salesman (and I say this as someone who has relatives I love very much who sell cars) using vague generalities to praise himself or people he wants to boost. That's how Trump seemed to me twenty years ago. Now he's all that AND can't stay on topic for 15 seconds or answer literally any question without diverging into a rant on some other subject entirely.

Even his body language seems so calculated for "strength" or "power" or whatever. OH SHIT you steepled your fingers, I feel like I have to go along now, etc.

I find the guy to be a transparently awful performance artist at his best and a doddering barely coherent performance artist at his worst.

This is not because I hate his guts, this is just how he has always seemed to me.

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Tell her "Wow! You've really got a lot of extra chromosomes!"

She'll respond brightly "Thanks!"

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ayyyreply
sh.itjust.works

Hooo boy I’d love to find out how her day’s going in about 5 years.

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There's a member of my (American) family who considers herself a fan of Queen Elizabeth II, but has somehow resisted the urge to get any facial tattoos about her so far.

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discuss.tchncs.de

Shit's fake. No redness around the other letters. Also if it was a tattoo the artist should be embarrassed by her shit lines. Michael J Fox could draw a straighter line.

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Wrenchreply
lemmy.world

Also over caked on makeup. I don't know shit about tattoos, but I know you sterilize the surface before repeatedly jabbing a needle into your skin.

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My tattoo artist only makes the area and a bit around it sterile. So I don't think any tattoo artist would sterilize the whole face.

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The visible inflammation and progression of healing you can see on her Tiktok and the video of it being done mean it's either a very convincing fake or she's actually that insane. She's not even American btw.

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Tattooing the name of a convicted rapist, felon, and person who’s responsible for taking your rights as a woman away is not the flex she thinks it is

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lemmy.world

One of the funny parts about this is that I think the guys who believe any kind of tattoo is unattractive (and that it's important women with tattoos know that they find tattoos unattractive) lean more conservative. So she's likely getting negative feedback already from some of the people she wanted to impress with this.

And in a decade or two, that name could either be seen similar to Hitler's or as an embarrassment.

Plus block tattoos like that are difficult to cover up in a way that looks nice. And lazer removal hurts more than getting the tattoo does, plus isn't perfect, so she might need that and a cover up to prevent it from being at least faintly visible.

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hakunawazoreply
lemmy.world

Difficult to cover up? Just write TRUMPET. 🎺

Ok, it wouldn't be centered anymore, but better than before. And then join a brass band.

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Imagine if this was your mother and she was giving a speech at your wedding or you bring a girl home, or maybe you're still in highschool and she picks you up.😄

I can't think of any other occasions, my family was never close.

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Just graft some skin from her ass over the top.
Better to not be able to sit down and to look like Frankensteins monster than walk around with that tattoo

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That's a lot of writing. It's succinct and gets it's point across. Well said.

Which is why it pains me to reply OH NO. ANYWAY.

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Another example of Trump fanbase not being weird at all. Nothing to see here, folks

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Shit like this is why calling Republicans weird is resonating so well. You certainly can't call someone who gets a politician's name tattooed on their forehead normal.

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She must have done this for internet celebrity. She's from England?! WTF

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swanreply
lemmy.world

It has to be temporary or just fake. I refuse to believe that someone would actually do this to themselves

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Miareply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Judging from the redness around it, I'd say the chances are slim...

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Oh for sure, I just didn't really look too much into it. Considering the base, I'm just gonna assume it was a stupid decision rather than her putting in the effort to fake it, but it's definitely possible.

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lemmy.world

Stop giving her attention. That's why these morons do shit like this. And you people that post her are doing exactly what she wants just so you can get some shitty internet points.

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How's that our problem? If paying attention to you tattooing an authoritarian politician's name on your forehead gives you internet points, why should I care?

Do you think people are going to feel bad or guilty if it makes other people do it? It would be great if all fascist idiots tattooed that fact on their forehead. If giving them attention encourages it, great.

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lemmy.world

Missed an opportunity for the Trump Tramp Stamp.

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Can you imagine the the level of rationalization that has to happen everyday with this person around.

“It’s just a tattoo; she’s still a person.”

“One day she could get a decent cover up. It won’t be great but it’ll be better then it is now.”

“At least I know for a fact how disgusting she is, there is no hiding it.”

“Yeah babe, put on the maga hat again, that’s my fetish. Please don’t take it off, either, it’s so hot on you.”

“Look at the bright side, no one really expects very much of you.”

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lemmy.world

It seems that she's on OnlyFans, which means somebody might have paid her for this.

If so, I hope she was paid well.

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Even beyond the fact that it's stupid and crazy, why is it ugly?

At the very least I would think that she'd want neat, clear, balanced letters rather than a crooked, lumpy scrawl.

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lemmy.world

Luckily she can fix it when he loses by just adding S, E, and T to it

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There's a video in a lower down comment of her getting it done.

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