Videogames, no they're not a waste of time they're a huge cultural entity with a grand future.

Jerboa was really not good

Mowing lawns, screw you dad.

But you won't have suffered as much for it, so good you really earn it?

This feels like 10 years ago when people said gops have a presentation or communication problem. Fox was all like "people just aren't understanding what the republicans have to say" but the whole time is obvious that their message was clear, just fucking awful.

Picard: Starfleet is not a military organization

Dominion: Bonjour

Sisko: jk the Klingons are our besties

Honestly why the heck did movies in the '80s do nothing but make me absolutely slasher film level terrified of going to high school?

Precious tritium

20 years ago he was the only talking head that was atheist and given any mainstream time. I don't know much about him other than that and I don't think he does anything very interesting but I think a lot of people still have him sort of bookmarked for how he was in the early 2000s

Schools having no fucking clue what to do and suspending kids aside, that they made him sit on a stool for 8 hours is some barbaric shit. Like when teachers wake kids up if they're taking a nap in study hall.

Education, knowledge, and learning are great. Fuck teachers, schools, and administrators. Also fuck these racist pieces of shit especially

Every corporate tax cut is a duck you too small business.

Every single dairy product we have (other than milk) stems from someone looking at it and saying "oh, something funny happened to the milk again...eh, I guess I'll still eat it.".

That always cracks me up about Atlas shrugged. A colony of people who think they're too good to clean toilets, gonna go far.

Ahhhh the GOAT. Seriously, as a smart kid everything else about me was ignored. Something wrong at school? You CAN do it, so just do it. D&D breaks up mental stats, but there's even more out there. Int, Wis, Cha to start. Then there's motivation, happiness, and empathy, and more. The mind is super complex and an int score of 18 being all that matters is like the saying "this hammer solves my nail problem, it will surely solve my window problem."

Definitely not the Picard Maneuver

My CrossFit addiction

Yo what? Does no one here remember the origami tv show? It might have been PBS and only 10\15 minutes long but it was real. It started out with them always fanning it a stack of origami paper by rubbing their fist on it and then squaring it out again. I don't think they spoke. Early 90s, let me go find a link.

Catholic guilt. My parents were atheists when they had me, but still instilled guilt in me so hard it hurts to this day.

People won't stop posting pics of trump either, idc if you guys think we're making fun of him his face is still on everything in here.

Lawful neutral, the ever ally of lawful evil