If root can’t manage these, then who can and how?

Did you mean Master Don?

I’ve been hearing these stories for decades. I won’t hold my breath.

Lol the posts are called Truths. Someone should start Fake Social where the posts are called Fakes. And you can Refake others Fakes.

All your homies hate comments.

I think you covered at least 10 things.

OP is blaming Mom’s “narcissistic tendencies” and everyone instantly takes that side. But OP says the uncle helped her figure out how to open the door. So clearly the uncle is a part of this unjust conspiracy as well. The more reasonable conclusion is that the adults in OPs life might have good reason to be accessing their room.

My grandma is so hip, she uses kubernetes.

Ah yes, the karen account!

In the 90s there was a Redhat distro called Cartman.

Exactly. Even the response to their whataboutism doesn’t help their point.

Yeah they accidentally mixed up the fruit puzzle with the birthday puzzle.

I never had to block anyone on that other site. I like it here much better, but I might actually have to start blocking these tankie fucks.

We get fucked on consumer protections in general.

Are people really making 1k/day in porn?

That’s how the coffee filter thing started.

Back in those innocent times when they were just murdering journalists and cremating them in barrels.

Their families were all buddies though.

I couldn’t afford all the books I wanted as a kid. I would go to the book store and read C programming books.

Don’t worry. We’ll deduct the cot from your pay.