His name is Enlil from ancient Sumeria, he gets big mad about that info too.

Trust the animals, they can sense things we can't.

My aunt had a dog that "didn't like kids" that liked me just fine and another aunt's cat didn't like anyone that would come cuddle with me. My last roommate's dog adopted me as her primary owner. My little dog keeps a very small pack, and in 2 days bonded with my girlfriend more than he bonded with my ex of years.

Cis people suck in general lmao.

I don't wear pronouns and get primarily they/them.

I wear they/them and mostly get she/her.

I wear she/her and get misgendered.

You don't have to play their game to play them.

That first hit on a fresh coil and a full charge

The Hero of Cần Thơ

New RTS Antcraft?

We don't have a resource problem, we have a distribution problem.

Resources are constantly being wasted to accelerate the wealth transfer up the chain.

Someone send me the link when they start auctioning these off. I want to turn one into an RV.

From what I've heard they're also keeping documents so the next time they get picked up they're "undocumented".

Hey, I seem to remember an appropriate song by Tay Zonday

The straight trans girls collectively calling out "Not again!" when she transitions.

1. Shut down the US government.
2. Each state puts forth a new constitution elevating themselves to country status.
3. Form a new North American Union (like the EU) with Canada as Daddy
4. ???
5. Profit

A dirt road A cold beer A blue jeans A red pickup A rural noun, simple adjective

No shoes No shirt No Jews You didn't hear that Sort of a mental typo

I walk and talk like a field hand But the boots I'm wearing cost three grand I write songs about riding tractors From the comfort of a private jet

I could sing in Mandarin You'd still know I'm pandering Hunting deer, chasing trout A Bud Light with the logo facing out

Hear that subtle mandolin That's textbook pandering I own a private ranch that I rarely use I don't like dirt

[Spoken:] One verse, one chorus in the bag Now it's time to talk to the ladies I am hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I'm putting out

Good girl In a straw hat With her arms out in a corn field That is a scarecrow Thought it was a human woman, sorry

A cold night A cold beer A cold jeans Strike that last one

I'm wanting you I hope you're feeling me Subtextually

We go to bed, you doze off So I take your country girl clothes off I put my hands on your body It feels like hay, It's a fucking scarecrow again

Like Mike's Evander-ing Fuck your ears, I'm pandering I write songs for the people who do Jobs in the towns that I'd never move to

Legalize gerrymandering Tolerate my pandering You got a beautiful mouth I got a beautiful

You dumb motherfuckers want a key change?

Thematically meandering Emphatically pandering I got a tight grip on my demo's balls Say the word "truck", they jizz in their overalls

You don't know what land you're in I'm in the land of pandering And I'll be upfront I do what I do 'cause I'm a total fucking cunt-ry boy

Iirc only 10% of people are 100% straight or 100% gay, 80% are somewhere on the bi/mspec spectrum. Many of these people will identify as straight for various reasons.

A documentary following a food chain. Each time something gets eaten the narrator is just "well, i guess this is a _____ documentary now." And resumes as if it were always about the current animal.

I had a friend in highschool who loved Germany, took the language, did an exchange program, recruiters told him he could get stationed in Germany for being bilingual. He did everything he was supposed to do, and trusted what authority figures told him.

He got one month in Germany before he got redeployed to the Middle East.

I'd rather the bigots become woke enough to be horrified by their past behaviors and do works in restitution and penance.

It's not DEI when it's nepotism 🧐

I've started using https://neal.fun/password-game/ to generate passwords 😊

It's actually not bad, you're basically replacing the creamer. Especially if you're doing keto or have other dietary restrictions. Coconut or MCT oil can work as a non-dairy replacement and is a main ingredient in non-dairy creamers already.

Good coffee is important, and also only really works if you already like it black or light cream & sugar.

Anyone curious, try adding a pinch of salt to your regular coffee