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I'll be ready

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You can cancel so it doesn't renew and still finish out the subscription. At one point they'd prorate a refund if you wanted to end benefits too. You may experience improved prices and shipping while you're half-canceled too if they're trying to get you to turn it back on.

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An AI-Generated Country Song Is Topping A Billboard Chart, And That Should Infuriate Us All

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A dirt road A cold beer A blue jeans A red pickup A rural noun, simple adjective

No shoes No shirt No Jews You didn't hear that Sort of a mental typo

I walk and talk like a field hand But the boots I'm wearing cost three grand I write songs about riding tractors From the comfort of a private jet

I could sing in Mandarin You'd still know I'm pandering Hunting deer, chasing trout A Bud Light with the logo facing out

Hear that subtle mandolin That's textbook pandering I own a private ranch that I rarely use I don't like dirt

[Spoken:] One verse, one chorus in the bag Now it's time to talk to the ladies I am hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I'm putting out

Good girl In a straw hat With her arms out in a corn field That is a scarecrow Thought it was a human woman, sorry

A cold night A cold beer A cold jeans Strike that last one

I'm wanting you I hope you're feeling me Subtextually

We go to bed, you doze off So I take your country girl clothes off I put my hands on your body It feels like hay, It's a fucking scarecrow again

Like Mike's Evander-ing Fuck your ears, I'm pandering I write songs for the people who do Jobs in the towns that I'd never move to

Legalize gerrymandering Tolerate my pandering You got a beautiful mouth I got a beautiful

You dumb motherfuckers want a key change?

Thematically meandering Emphatically pandering I got a tight grip on my demo's balls Say the word "truck", they jizz in their overalls

You don't know what land you're in I'm in the land of pandering And I'll be upfront I do what I do 'cause I'm a total fucking cunt-ry boy

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I had a friend in highschool who loved Germany, took the language, did an exchange program, recruiters told him he could get stationed in Germany for being bilingual. He did everything he was supposed to do, and trusted what authority figures told him.

He got one month in Germany before he got redeployed to the Middle East.

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Do you agree?

Alot of comments in this thread leave a bad taste so I'll just say my two bits and peace out.

The binary gender system is harmful to all of us. We all have different roles in society, there are protectors among every gender regardless of AGAB.

Also yes, under our current patriarchal society men's "protection" amounts to little more than the organized crime protection money racket.

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quick health tip

It's actually not bad, you're basically replacing the creamer. Especially if you're doing keto or have other dietary restrictions. Coconut or MCT oil can work as a non-dairy replacement and is a main ingredient in non-dairy creamers already.

Good coffee is important, and also only really works if you already like it black or light cream & sugar.

Anyone curious, try adding a pinch of salt to your regular coffee