Use more oil, butter and sugar.

Potatoes are not ideal when trying to gain weight, is pasta / noodles so much more expensive? If so, buy flour and mix it with 1 egg per 100g and add some water or milk. Cook chunks of it in salted water.

Try to get your hands on the cheapest nuts you can find and eat as much as you can.

How DARE you to include Nutella in that American stuff!

Almost spit my cigarette in my coffee in disgust.

The incoming prime minister should challenge Trump to a one on one fight for Greenland. If he refuses, all state heads should just make chicken noises every time they meet him.

So if I am reading this correctly, the problem is that UK students are not interested in going abroad (weak foreign language skills) and many Continental European students want to come to the UK (as almost everyone is learning English).

This means the UK has to pay more money than it receives.

But with this money, they would be 'buying' the chance to hold the interest of highly educated young people, who might love the British way of life and come back to work in the UK...

Sounds like just another step into economical and cultural irrelevancy.

Schnürsenkelendungskappe

Right, so to fight the declining birthrate, they entertain the idea that women over 25 should not be allowed to marry. And on top of that, women over the ripe, old age of 30 get their uteruses removed.

I am sure this totally would serve as an incentive to breed more and not at all make existing problems worse.

What a baka.

Perfektes Bild zur politischen Situation

Top looks like it belongs on a nice sports car.

Bottom looks like you can find it on a new Multipla.

Also, Cevapcici

• Männer müssen einen Fragebogen ausfüllen und ihn zurücksenden
• Frauen können den Fragebogen ausfüllen und zurücksenden, sind dazu aber nicht verpflichtet.

Das muss diese Gleichberechtigung sein, von der immer wieder die Rede ist...

"Cut my life into pieces..."

Watch Scotland and Wales ask a unified Ireland if they can join them too.

Warum habe ich das Gefühl, dass südkoreanische Wissenschaftler eher mit Hochdruck daran arbeiten das Beamen möglich zu machen, als dass darüber nachgedacht wird ihre irren Arbeitszeiten zu senken?

Wo war Lausemaus als der Dönerpreis explodierte?!

"Europe should do our job!"

• Some US guy

Früher haben die Aussagen wahrscheinlich sogar gestimmt.

Heute triefen sie vor Sarkasmus und sind perfekte Maimais.

Irgendwie traurig, diese Entwicklung.

My solution is to avoid online games like the plague. It works

Die schwere Deutsche Sprache ist wahrscheinlich der größte Grund.

Dazu kommen noch die furchtbare Wohnungssituation und die schläfrige Digitalisierung.

Lass noch latente Fremdenfeindlichkeit in bezahlbaren Wohngegenden dazukommen und man braucht sich nicht groß zu wundern.

Planets are not allowed to have higher gravity than the star!