I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had this small heart attack while reading that

Nah that's relief that they're almost home and then panic because they let themselves have that moment of relaxation which made that last little bit a true fight to keep it together

What's the phrase Republicans use again? "If you did nothing wrong then you should have nothing to worry about"

Talk about karma

I'm hoping it's fake because I fear if it were real it would be spelled Straight

I mean that makes sense he would be in the movie. In the comics Hulk was the only one to remember who Peter Parker was

He's just mad Bill Gates is still shorting Tesla lol

"All Chinese are spies" "all brown people are illegals."

These are very racist comments. Did you not register these statements as racist since this kind of language is purposely being bled into every day normal talk with (typically) right wing political figures?

I see what you did there. That was a dam good joke

If you pair it with country fried steak/chicken you can have a play on chicken and waffles but southern biscuits and gravy style

Oh boy, this means prices will go down again! Oh wait no.. companies are greedy and the current prices are the new norm.

I think whatever the average life expectancy is at the time of elections, the maximum age you can be president would be 10 years less. That way they have a decade to sit in the garbage world they created

So people have paid off 0.00019% of the debt.. nice

Maybe this is how they balance their lives? "I'm too happy, I need to create evil in some way"

Nah you just get really screwed up. They kinda went down that road in The Amazing Spiderman 2 movie with Andrew Garfield

Aren't Republicans all about states rights and less federal government involvement? I guess it's okay if they're pushing THEIR agenda and not the other way around. /s

Why do you think prices can't go any higher? They most definitely can and will in the coming months.

Are back handed compliments acceptable as praise? What about sarcasm?

It's a Pequi fruit, which is native to Brazil

I'll believe it when it actually happens

What really sells it is that he only cares about himself. He would gladly throw people under the bus if he was truly innocent but instead he's using bodies to help protect him.