Spyke
piefed.zip

The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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In my language it's known as "key incontinence", from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

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Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP'S toilet by looking at this map lol

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Plot twist: he's a burglar who has anxiety shits, this was one of his recent marks where things were prarie doggin. See how they enter from the side of the house? When god makes you shit your pants, he opens a window.

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The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

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Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

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When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can't even fart.

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lemmy.world

It would appear by the graph that you likely shit at least twice, maybe three times before getting home.

Hope your pants are clean...

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Nah that's relief that they're almost home and then panic because they let themselves have that moment of relaxation which made that last little bit a true fight to keep it together

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lemmy.world

Got some good distance on at least one too.

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Plot twist: That last 180⁰ turn, yeah they probably shit in their back yard and went home not wearing any pants...

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lemmy.world

I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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