If Luigi dies, he won't be the only one

the primary habit of successful people is fucking over ignorant poor people who don't realize they're being fucked over

I'm 40% Futurama references

I have because I watched 30 Rock and the first 3 seasons of that show have so much GE product integortion

I think the next step is to announce privatization of subreddits. Take a week to get all active members approved and then go private until they take the protests seriously or the site just stops growing and dies off

As if advertisement wasn't already the most insidious part of everyday life, now they're also laughing at us and the capitalist hellscape they've put us in.

I've heard that Reddit is trying to kill that too so people will use their godawful search feature instead. I got a prompt from the site to take a survey about it sometimes last month and that's what people were theorizing that it was about.

That ruins the whole show's continuity, now the episode where Joey is consumed by the infernal smog will just feel like it's coming out of nowhere.

I believe they're implying that those jokes are actually a perfect metaphor for what the writers are striking about.

Can we add a clause that Kid Rock may not receive any of the money?

I thought I saw that these pictures were taken on different days and the guy on the right has been tagged as a "person of interest" and not officially a "suspect"

Being raised catholic and only really paying attention to the Jesus parts

Well damn, I sure hope none of his "fellow educators" gets sick

That doesn't go with the song at all

Lol, I can see that, George would probably even land a girl because she thinks he's acting cool and mysterious when he's actually just stoned. And then every time George tries to get high afterwards he just gets paranoid

I'm starting to wonder what the fuck is going on at Hulu's writing offices because Solar Opposites is also filled with jokes about Hulu.

Outdoor cats when you're in a hurry

I saw Megalopolis in theatres

Free small fry at McDonald's if the lethal injection is botched

Me watching the movie Side Effects and hearing the name of every anti-depressant I've tried