My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:
10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`
I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound.
When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.
Ahh I totally remember the knock knock joke bit itself but not the time Jim told him to come back at! I feel like it'll stick with me now that you mentioned it though.
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:
What do you see here?
A greyish blob?
Yes! And this one?
A greyish blob?
Not... As right...
I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
This and the whole "blackjack and hookers" thing, at least once a day lol
We give our dog an inner monologue. We decided he has a Bender personality and he uses the blackjack and hookers line a lot.
My husband and I use this one all the time
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it's one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
Shut up baby, I know it!
My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
To shreds, you say?
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"
I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.
This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My favorite Futurama quote of all time!
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!
I'm 40% Futurama references
My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".
My wife says "Shut up baby, I know it" regularly.
I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!
This is the way.
I have spoken
Oo oo
I'm having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
This is my go to as well.
Two live full-time in my brain:
Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
My manwich!
I heard this comment.
Woman!
Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is
"Oh my, yes"
And the variation
"Oh my, no"
I use them weekly
If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.
"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."
Good news, everyone!
To shreds, you say‽
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
Good news everyone!
To shreds you say?
Good news, everyone!
I'm a horse's butt!
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!
"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!
She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
All I know is my gut says maybe.
At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.
What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
That just raises further questions!
Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry
I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin
"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
No I’m ….doesn’t.
Morbo is pleased, but sticky.
Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?
How's the family, Morbo?
Belligerent and numerous!
Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!
Don't date robots!
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
I'm 40% (insert thing)
At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!
We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate
Tell my wife.... Hello
Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.
The professor calls out to his pet Griffin
I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.
Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college and this is how you repay me?
Pazuzu was the name of the deamon that possessed the little girl in The Exorcist
This isn't even the scene from that quote but I still couldn't resist making it my profile pic!
Yeah but it fits the quote better i think. Definitely suits your profile name ;)
Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
Change places!
+1
"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
A week WOULD be a little much…
"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"
Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
I hate these filthy neutrals...
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Tell my wife I said hello.
Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room
Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Stop exploding, you cowards!
kill all humans!
"kill all humans!"
"Haha, nice futurama reference!"
"What's futurama?"
A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure
REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME
every time I save a password
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
Same !
Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
Also:
Dave's not here, man
What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!
No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
He was built in Mexico.
Well of course. Bending's his middle name.
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
Antiquing?
BOOM
My Fry Fro is all frizzy.
"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
What day is today?
It's Leela's birthday!
What a day for a birthday...
Let's all have some cake
And you smell like one too!
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
"The Original Party Worm"
Wiggity wam wam wozzle!
I'm gonna go lay down...
🪱
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?
I already did!
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
All I know is, my gut says "maybe"
"what makes a man go neutral?"
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
just practicing my stabbing!
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...
"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."
Oh fuff
You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.
Death by snoo-snoo!
Who is your Smizmar?
Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?
Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"
Not the worst song and dance number.
Like a balloon, and something bad happens
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.
Is 5:15 from Severance?
No, although I do love that show. It’s from The Office US, it’s the time that the KGB returns.
Ahh I totally remember the knock knock joke bit itself but not the time Jim told him to come back at! I feel like it'll stick with me now that you mentioned it though.
Like the deathray
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/749e2166-18b2-4f84-9a9c-24d9affe1dc5
the atom must smells like a grape
Because of this post.
Big. Fat. Hen.
Bite My Shiny Mettle Ass
Bon jour. Crazy
JGibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.
Bite my shiny daffodil ass!
Fun on a bun.
Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:
Lrr's wife Nndnnd (when they're preparing to fuck): "MY ORGANS ARE MOVING INTO POSITION!"
I get it!
Ohhh...now I get it.
Long enough Fry, Long enough.....
Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
OH GOD, NO
I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.
Your
musicis bad and you should feel bad!"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
Is used daily
This just comes to me naturally 😂
I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:
I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.
Some light insult Whale Biologist!
Good news everyone!
You guys like swarms of things, right?
Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?
That and the blackjack and hookers
Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"
"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"
https://youtu.be/LpOIPb1_aCU
For no raisin
Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.
Some folks call me Orange Joe
Assie!