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TeaHandsreply
lemmy.world

This and the whole "blackjack and hookers" thing, at least once a day lol

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We give our dog an inner monologue. We decided he has a Bender personality and he uses the blackjack and hookers line a lot.

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ZeeKayreply
discuss.tchncs.de

My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.

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My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused

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"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

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lemmy.world

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

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lemmy.world

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

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Two live full-time in my brain:

  1. "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
  2. "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."
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Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is

"Oh my, yes"

And the variation

"Oh my, no"

I use them weekly

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lemmy.ml

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

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Tell them I hate them

Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜

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You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

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"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

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you changed the result of the race by measuring it!

Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.

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Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

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sh.itjust.works

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

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Rozzreply
lemmy.sdf.org

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

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Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.

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Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

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Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:

10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`
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lemmy.world

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

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Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

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At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!

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We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate

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Tell my wife.... Hello

Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.

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lemmy.one

PaZuZu

The professor calls out to his pet Griffin

I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.

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Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle! I put you through college and this is how you repay me?

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Pazuzu was the name of the deamon that possessed the little girl in The Exorcist

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sopuli.xyz

This isn't even the scene from that quote but I still couldn't resist making it my profile pic!

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Yeah but it fits the quote better i think. Definitely suits your profile name ;)

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Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

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"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

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lemmy.world

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

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What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."

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"kill all humans!"

"Haha, nice futurama reference!"

"What's futurama?"

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Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.

Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.

Woop woop woop woop woop woop!

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lhx
lemmy.world

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

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Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)

Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!

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I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.

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"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

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"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

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lemmy.one

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

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lemmy.one

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

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"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.

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I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

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"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

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With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

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This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...

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The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

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I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.

Death by snoo-snoo!

Who is your Smizmar?

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lemmy.ca

Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.

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shinratdrreply
lemmy.ca

No, although I do love that show. It’s from The Office US, it’s the time that the KGB returns.

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Ahh I totally remember the knock knock joke bit itself but not the time Jim told him to come back at! I feel like it'll stick with me now that you mentioned it though.

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My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.

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lemmy.world

Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:

I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.

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Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

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I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:

What do you see here?

A greyish blob?

Yes! And this one?

A greyish blob?

Not... As right...

I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.

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Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?

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Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"

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"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"

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