Maybe I don't have to stop drinking after all...

Federated content is stored in the balls.

How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?

Imagine being drunk as shit and instead of going to the toilet you just move the mattress aside and go just straight shitting diarrhea down into your bathtub.

Americans are so ignorant they even think they're the only ignorant people in the world.

Math is hard. I won't delete my comment though as you should all find joy in my stupidity.

Honestly that they have 4 large canini in total is by far the least interesting part about the anatomy of a camels mouth. Look at the unique rough roof of the mouth and look how they casually eat cactus. Their mouth is like a heavy leather bag filled with bricks mashing anything that gets between them.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9NC2saE5MbQ&pp=ygUMY2FtZWwgY2FjdHVz

If you're yielding a bat it's helpful to put a sock on the front facing end. This way you'll get another swing when your opponent grabs your bat and all they get a hold of is an empty sock.

There has to be one problematic uncle in the group that's already four beers deep that finds every joke hilarious.

Me on my way to my job as a shift leader at femboy hooters.

That's like 99% of what marketing is.

The things that should be done to these executives would probably get me banned from Lemmy if I said.

Funny you say that. I was banned from Reddit for suggesting that suicidal people should take oil-ceos with them instead of wasting their death. Of course I learned my lesson and won't do that again.

It's too bad that the brain doesn't have the capability to feel itself. Imagine the fun of having a little buddy wiggling through your thoughts.
Maybe it'd even tickle :3

I love the hard drugs subreddits. The most interesting is r/DPH, the wildest is probably r/meth. Sort by top and scroll down. Just don't check the profiles of those making heartfelt promises to give up the drug forever and getting into rehab for follow ups.

Man what is the deal with us Germans and this place? Feels like I'm invading by accident. Well, old habits...

It's hilarious that a musician has the urge to say this kind of stuff during a concert. What did he expect? Like I can barely think about another topic where you can piss off so many people with so little effort.

Is there a difference?

Generalizing anyone who argues against tankies as neolibs isn't portraying the situation correctly.

Welcome to the garden, just enter though the gate
Bees are making honey from the flowers that we have
We are the kind of gardners who might plant your seed
If you got money honey, you can get bouquets from me

In the garden, welcome to the garden
enjoy the sum-mum-mum-umer breeze