Hell no. You actually think in this social climate, as a grown-ass man I'm gonna be seen talking to a ten-year-old boy whose relationship to me can't be explained in a way any reasonable person would believe?!

That little shit can figure it out on his own, just like I had to.

About five years ago when I last visited New York I happened across a Dunkin' while I was walking around exploring. I didn't expect a life-changing experience, but I was mildly stoked to finally check out their selection and find out how it stacked up against local offerings.

It didn't. Hands down the worst garbage donut I've ever had in my life. Coffee was no better. These guys are going to fold faster than Krispy Kreme did the first time they tried to compete (admittedly they seem to be doing much better since returning for a second shot).

wake up in the late afternoon

A group comprised of individual avant-garde artists who are also amateur athletes each travel around a city collecting art supplies while listening to broadcasts so they can create several colourful palimpsests without getting beaten or shot.

I Crush Everything.

High School Senior advisor?

Not sure if the stat still holds, but a while back there were more cases in Alberta alone than there were in the entire United States.

It's already dead to me.

Shadow Tactics: Blade of the Shogun

Provided they don't kill you first.

Or JSR/JGR, yes!

We sure do.

It's Marvel Puzzle Quest: Dark Reign.

It's Sayonara Wild Hearts.

Not counting dedicated Pong-type machines, this magnificent bastard. Still one of the best for precise twitch gaming with the short throw of the stick, and the paddles seemed slightly less prone to jitter.

And they still refuse to ship to Canada! Wouldn't think restricting an already niche product was good business, but maybe the shipping costs are so prohibitively high that it makes sense for them.