Comment on
*Permanently Deleted*
I hate that moment when your lungs shut down at night.
Comment on
*Permanently Deleted*
I hate that moment when your lungs shut down at night.
Comment on
Lindsey Graham Says Joy ‘Doesn’t Exist in the Real World’
"This whole joy and love fest doesn't exist in the real world," said Lindsay Graham, from his mountaintop cave overlooking Whoville.
Comment on
*Permanently Deleted*
XcQ, link stays blue.
Comment on
As perfect as this is, there is still room for some puns
Comment on
Please join me in my new community dedicated to outing Tim Walz's LIES!
Tim Walz once told a child he had her nose, when in fact it was his thumb. He did tell the child that he'd returned her nose, though.
Comment on
rule
Reply in thread
Sometimes the real heroes don't wear capes.
Comment on
No, actually Trump WON the debate. Because he lied about pets getting eaten. Masterful strategy.
Odd. All I remember is a 78 year-old man-child being owned by a boss bitch.
Comment on
List of the 16 Democrats "not voting" on vote to release Matt Gatez Report. Democrats needed 7 more votes.
That's weird. I'd expect Bowman, Gallego, Lieu, Porter, and Swalwell all to be easy votes to release. At least. There's probably a few I'm missing.
On edit: I'd add Crockett and Cuellar to the list. Something is going on behind the scenes that we're not privy to, I think.
Comment on
What's the funniest or wildest epiphany you've had while drunk, high or otherwise intoxicated?
"Your past isn't really your past, it's just what you remember." -- Courtesy of some dank edibles.
Comment on
Chris (Simpsons artist)
I like that God wears a wizard had that says "god" and nothing else.
Comment on
I miss the era of the internet with random games on every website
Reply in thread
I apologize in advance for any decrease in productivity or wasted time.
Comment on
You sure are, dipshit.
Zero to Nazi with barely enough time for a light lunch.
Comment on
Right-Wing Extremists Are Abuzz Over Musk's Straight-Arm Salute
Reply in thread
Holy shit.
Comment on
I am in the US and its gotten very political but as pretty much a peon do I just tune the stuff out thinking its fear mongering? Or should I closely pay attention to it?
If you "don't do politics", politics will do you. You don't need to be the one to single-handedly fix everything, but please do what you can. We need everyone.
Comment on
'Picked a bad candidate': Conservative pops MAGA's bubble about Trump
"Is Harris an ideal candidate? Is she an incredibly talented orator? Is she deft on her feet and nimble in debate? Is she a famous wonk? Does she have a long track record of competence at the state and federal level? Has she been scrutinized by a tough no-nonsense press and come out stronger on the other side?" wrote Wright. "No, of course not — but she’s an alternative to Trump/Biden, and that’s probably going to be enough."
Hard disagree.
Comment on
Clever guy
Reply in thread
As they say, a PhD is about learning more and more about less and less. Some of the smartest people at conferences I've attended legitimately risk death crossing the street.
Comment on
Trump AG pick Matt Gaetz says he's withdrawing
Reply in thread
Eighty centimooches. Great job, Gaetz!
Comment on
Rule
We had VCRs in the 90s. Just buy your tapes and do the walk of shame once, like a normal person.
Comment on
Walkies?
Remember when you were a kid and seeing the pizza guy arrive would make you go apeshit? Dogs live their whole lives like that. Now we're sad adults who have to win the Stanley Cup to feel that.
Comment on
Childhood lead exposure damaged Americans' mental health
Reply in thread
Yep! All that lead, and we're full to the tits with microplastics, too!